Handling Minor Inconveniences, an Astrological Spelling Bee, and LOUISIANA v. CALLAIS

Getting Better with Jonathan Van Ness30mMay 4, 2026

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In this week's episode of *Getting Better with Jonathan Van Ness*, Jonathan dives into his latest personal growth journey, sharing his efforts to manage minor inconveniences—like a hotel in San Francisco with overwhelming perfume and chlorine smells—and his struggle with compulsive buying, especially of duplicates like Dries Van Noten sweatshirts and scarves. He also reveals his new creative pursuit: 'horse practice,' inspired by childhood memories of Indiana horse paintings and a desire to reconnect with his artistic roots. The episode features a fun astrology-themed spelling bee with Chris, where they tackle words like 'eudaimonic' and 'modalities,' followed by a deep dive into the recent Supreme Court ruling in *Louisiana v. Callais*, which struck down a congressional map creating a second majority-Black district, sparking concern over the erosion of voting rights and the rise of political gerrymandering. Jonathan critiques the court’s decision as enabling further voter suppression, especially ahead of the 2028 elections, and calls for increased civic engagement and resilience in protecting democracy. The episode closes with practical makeup tips for preventing lipstick feathering, a heartfelt shoutout to Mario Badescu facial spray as the 'hot bitch of the week,' and a preview of the upcoming guest, astrologer Lisa Kelly.

Key Takeaways
1

Practice resilience by not letting small annoyances derail your day—like Jonathan did when leaving a problematic hotel.

2

Be mindful of compulsive buying; set boundaries to avoid duplicate purchases of items you love.

3

Reconnect with your creative roots through intentional, joyful practices like drawing or painting.

4

Stay informed and engaged on voting rights—especially after landmark decisions like *Louisiana v. Callais*—to protect democracy.

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Use makeup techniques like setting powder and a single-ply Kleenex layer to prevent lipstick from bleeding.

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Chapters
0:00
5 min

Welcome Back & Traveling Comedian Vibes

Jonathan opens the episode with his signature humor, reflecting on his travel life, comfort in a $75 hoodie, and excitement for upcoming UK comedy shows. He shares his emotional connection to his pets and introduces Chris, his executive producer.

5:00
5 min

Mastering Minor Inconveniences & Compulsive Buying

I'm too gay to be performing at the Castro to be in this type of situation right now. Like, I need... I am giving you chicks. I need wide open spaces.

Highlight
10:00
5 min

Horse Practice & Reclaiming Childhood Art

Jonathan reveals his new creative project—'horse practice'—inspired by Indiana childhood memories of horse paintings. He shares his desire to paint wild horses and create carousel art, reconnecting with a nostalgic artistic identity.

15:00
5 min

TikTok Roundup: Katina Eats Kilos & Betsy Windmill

Jonathan shares his obsession with TikTok creators Katina Eats Kilos (a mukbang sensation) and Betsy Windmill (a history facts creator), questioning whether Katina is real or AI-generated. He also praises Tina Heritage’s fashion transitions.

20:00
5 min

Spelling Bee: Astrology Words & 'Eudaimonic'

Modalities. Correct, correct. Modalities. You got it. You got it, Diva. You got it.

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High-Impact Quotes
The Supreme Court in this decision is really saying, oh honey... you think that was good, Trump? Like bet. Well, we're going to help.
Jonathan Van Ness24:01
Viral: 90.0
I'm too gay to be performing at the Castro to be in this type of situation right now. Like, I need... I am giving you chicks. I need wide open spaces.
Jonathan Van Ness7:14
Viral: 85.0
We're going to need more resourceful, resilient ways of getting the vote out... taking people out to vote, giving car rides, helping to get people to vote.
Jonathan Van Ness28:48
Viral: 80.0
Speakers

Host

Jonathan Van Ness

Guest

Lisa Kelly
Topics Discussed
voting rights and democracy95%personal resilience90%creative expression85%astrology and spirituality80%consumer behavior75%mental health and therapy70%self-care and wellness70%media literacy65%
People & Brands

Jonathan Van Ness

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18xPositive

Chris

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12xPositive

Mario Badescu

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6xNeutral

Donald Trump

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6xNegative

Louisiana v. Callais

other

5xNegative

Katina Eats Kilos

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5xNeutral

Supreme Court

organization

4xNegative

Americans United for Separation of Church and State

organization

4xPositive

J.Lo

person

4xPositive

Lisa Kelly

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3xPositive

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