Brian Cox

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster59mApril 15, 2026

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In this vibrant episode of Off Menu, hosts Ed Gamble and James Acaster welcome acclaimed actor and first-time director Brian Cox for a wildly entertaining and intellectually charged conversation. The discussion begins with playful banter about Cox's iconic roles, including Logan Roy in Succession and William Stryker in X-Men, before diving into his directorial debut, Glenn Rothen, a film centered around a Scottish whiskey distillery. Cox shares vivid memories of his childhood in 1950s Scotland, reflecting on rationing, the cultural significance of porridge, and the Scottish meal structure of dinner, tea time, and supper. He passionately defends the virtues of Scottish water, warns against fluoride, and champions the humble yet delicious cranachan — a traditional Scottish dessert of raspberries, cream, oats, honey, and whiskey. The conversation shifts to food philosophy, with Cox revealing his love for gazpacho, lamb biryani, and Greek seabream, while also expressing disdain for oversized Yorkshire puddings and the idea of dark matter being evil. The episode is peppered with sharp wit, absurd humor, and genuine insight, culminating in a memorable roast from Cox himself, who calls the experience 'one of the worst things I've done in months' — a compliment in disguise. The hosts are left both humbled and energized by his fearless candor and charm. Key takeaways include: 1) Embrace the simplicity and resilience of traditional food cultures, like Scotland’s porridge and cranachan; 2) Question the value of abstract concepts like dark matter when real human behavior is so absurdly illogical; 3) Prioritize authenticity over perfection in creative work — Cox’s directorial journey proves that even seasoned actors can thrive behind the camera; 4) The most powerful performances come from letting actors lead, not directing every move; 5) Humor and vulnerability are essential tools in storytelling, whether on screen or in conversation. The episode is a masterclass in how to blend absurdity with sincerity, leaving listeners both laughing and reflecting.

Key Takeaways
1

Traditional food cultures like Scotland’s porridge and cranachan embody resilience, simplicity, and deep connection to place.

2

Question the value of abstract scientific concepts when real human behavior is more bizarre and worthy of attention.

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Authenticity in creative work comes from trust — let actors lead, not control every detail.

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Humor and vulnerability are powerful tools in storytelling, capable of disarming and connecting audiences.

5

The best performances emerge when you stop trying to be perfect and start being real.

Chapters
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2 min

Podcast Intro & Guest Tease

Ed Gamble kicks off the episode with a promotional plug for his new stand-up tour 'Fresh Hell' and introduces the Off Menu podcast with his signature blend of whimsy and energy. The hosts set the stage for the guest reveal, teasing the arrival of actor Brian Cox with playful confusion over his name and previous appearances.

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3 min

Welcome to the Dream Restaurant

I've never used to swear until I did this TV show and it's affected me. Now I'm telling everybody to fuck off on a regular basis. And people love it, right?

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5:00
5 min

Cox’s Childhood & Scottish Food Culture

In the old days, they would keep porridge in drawers so you could cut it and serve it and preheat it up. I didn't know that. I wouldn't think it'd be a very nice porridge, but they did that in the past.

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10:00
5 min

The Science of Water & Fluoride

Fluoride causes the deterioration of the brain. It's one of the things that contributes to Alzheimer's is fluoride. So you shouldn't drink anything with... Drink bottled water but not fluorided water.

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15:00
5 min

Dream Meal & Culinary Preferences

The salt around the rim is so important. I mean, these drinks like margaritas, they've come to their own identity through years of refining and refining and refining, you know.

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High-Impact Quotes
Fluoride causes the deterioration of the brain. It's one of the things that contributes to Alzheimer's is fluoride. So you shouldn't drink anything with... Drink bottled water but not fluorided water.
Brian Cox15:34
Viral: 90.0
I don't give a shit about dark matter. Don't give a shit about it. That's the ruling. I mean, really, I think there are other things in life to worry about than dark matter.
Brian Cox52:33
Viral: 88.0
I've never used to swear until I did this TV show and it's affected me. Now I'm telling everybody to fuck off on a regular basis. And people love it, right?
Brian Cox7:47
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Ed GambleJames Acaster

Guest

Brian Cox
Topics Discussed
Scottish Food Culture95%Fluoride and Water Safety88%Culinary Philosophy85%Directing and Creative Process80%Cats and Animal Companionship75%Dark Matter and Cosmic Absurdity70%Succession and TV Excellence65%Cannibalism and Surreal Humor60%
People & Brands

Brian Cox

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120xPositive

Ed Gamble

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85xPositive

James Acaster

person

80xPositive

Succession

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25xPositive

Glenn Rothen

media

15xPositive

Cranachan

other

12xPositive

Lagavulin

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10xPositive

Margarita

other

10xPositive

Dark Matter

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10xNeutral

Gazpacho

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8xPositive

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