How To Review Impossibly Big Games

WhatCulture Gaming58mApril 17, 2026

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In this episode of the Entitled Banter Podcast, Scott Telford and Joe Johnston dive into the challenges of reviewing massive, player-driven games like Tomodachi Life and Arc Raiders, discussing how to balance subjectivity with objective evaluation in reviews. They explore the tension between personal enjoyment and technical quality, emphasizing the importance of Metacritic scores and trailers over lengthy written critiques. The hosts also tackle fan questions ranging from franchise resurrection (sacrificing Call of Duty to revive Jak and Daxter or Circuit Breakers) to when to abandon a game—highlighting emotional fatigue, lack of progress, and loss of interest as key indicators. They reflect on personal gaming habits, backlog management, and the emotional weight of games like Silent Hill 2 and Crimson Desert. The episode closes with heartfelt advice for new parents, podcast recommendations like The Worst of All Possible Worlds, and a passionate endorsement of Vanquish as a must-play action game. The tone is warm, reflective, and deeply engaged with the gaming community’s joys and frustrations.

Key Takeaways
1

Use Metacritic scores and trailers as primary decision-making tools rather than reading full reviews.

2

Know when to quit a game: if it's draining your time, joy, or sanity, it's time to move on.

3

Reviewing open-ended games requires focusing on guidance, structure, and player experience over rigid metrics.

4

Consider the emotional and psychological impact of games—especially horror titles like Silent Hill 2.

5

Support niche genres like 3D brawlers and arcade racers; they deserve more attention and revival.

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Chapters
0:00
10 min

Introducing Mouse P.I. and the Art of the Whip Pan

It's like one person throws it, like Devin throws it over her shoulder and you kind of catch this card. Yeah. But it's like, I thought you had to must've thrown it to her. But the fact that I couldn't tell straight away was, it's cool.

Highlight
10:00
10 min

Sacrificing Franchises: Call of Duty vs. Circuit Breakers

I'll kill Dynasty Warriors. It's more of the same. Bring back Circuit Breakers. I'll go with that.

Highlight
20:00
10 min

When to Quit a Game: The Silent Hill 2 Remake and Crimson Desert

It's just a bunch of stuff. Do you want 500 hours of stuff with no reason to do it? No!

Highlight
30:00
10 min

The Great Franchise Debate: Solid Snake vs. Big Boss

The hosts passionately argue over Metal Gear Solid icons, with Scott favoring Solid Snake for his archetypal coolness and depth, while Joe appreciates Big Boss’s philosophical complexity and legacy, especially in MGS3.

40:00
10 min

UK Adaptations of US Shows and the Future of Medical Dramas

They brainstorm UK versions of American hits like The Sopranos (set in Biker) and The Nick (a British 1900s medical drama set in Edinburgh), celebrating the dark, gory history of early medicine as a rich storytelling backdrop.

High-Impact Quotes
As soon as you're holding your kid, I feel like I couldn't even feel the headache anymore and it was like, I always liken it to the end of Monsters Inc where like as soon as they laugh, the energy meter just goes back up.
Joe Johnston47:54
Viral: 90.0
I always find that the reviews that give a game like two out of ten because that person didn't like that particular plot point... are almost pointless.
Joe Johnston31:00
Viral: 88.0
It's like one person throws it, like Devin throws it over her shoulder and you kind of catch this card. Yeah. But it's like, I thought you had to must've thrown it to her. But the fact that I couldn't tell straight away was, it's cool.
Joe Johnston2:54
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Scott TelfordJoe Johnston
Topics Discussed
when to quit a game90%game review methodology85%franchise resurrection and sacrifice80%open-ended game design75%parenting and newborn care70%arcade racers and 3d brawlers68%dinosaur games and genre revival65%podcast and audio drama recommendations60%
People & Brands

scott telford

person

25xPositive

joe johnston

person

23xPositive

mouse p.i.

media

12xPositive

silent hill 2 remake

media

8xMixed

solid snake

other

7xPositive

big boss

other

6xPositive

call of duty

other

6xNegative

circuit breakers

media

5xPositive

crimson desert

media

5xNegative

vanquish

media

5xPositive

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