S16 Ep863: First Knight (1995)

We Hate Movies' episode on *First Knight* (1995) delivers a hilariously scathing yet affectionate takedown of Jerry Zucker’s medieval romance, blending sharp satire with unexpected appreciation. The hosts—Andrew Jupin, Steven Shadak, Eric Siska, and Chris Cabin—open with a playful VHS trailer game, immediately setting a tone of mock reverence for Richard Gere’s filmography and the movie’s sterile, almost digital medieval world. They dissect the film’s lack of magic, underdeveloped mythology, and awkward pacing, particularly the delayed introduction of Sean Connery’s King Arthur and the absurdly drawn-out allegiance ceremony. Despite mocking the lightweight action sequences, dated humor, and hollow romantic triangle, the hosts consistently return to the film’s charm, visual flair, and the magnetic performances of Gere and Connery. The episode savors the film’s surreal comedy, self-aware absurdity, and bold, unapologetic Viking funeral finale, which stands out as a stylistic triumph. The discussion deepens into the film’s mythological omissions—like the absence of Excalibur’s legendary origin—and critiques its failure to deliver epic stakes, instead leaning into melodramatic romance and flat battle choreography. Yet, even as they lampoon the idea of a kiss leading to public execution or the film’s over-gelled hair and CGI sword fights, the hosts express grudging admiration for its audacity and entertainment value. They conclude that *First Knight*, while flawed, works as a guilty pleasure—light, stylish, and more fun than many of its peers. The episode closes with promotional teasers for upcoming content, including a deep dive into 'Django Fett,' a 'Force Awakens' retrospective, and a Scream 2-inspired slasher episode on 'Urban Legends: Final Cut,' all wrapped in the podcast’s signature mix of mockery and genuine enthusiasm.