Hour 3: Viral Costco Employee Retires!

The John Curley Show32mApril 18, 2026

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The John Curley Show's third hour opens with a mix of dark humor and cultural commentary, beginning with a bizarre story about a 90s marijuana restaurant owner who was imprisoned and later returned to find a legal pot store across the street—a poignant irony of changing drug laws. The conversation then shifts to the controversial 'Wizenator,' a prosthetic device used to cheat drug tests, highlighting the lengths people went to avoid consequences during the war on drugs. The discussion turns geopolitical as Curley analyzes the U.S. stance on Iran, questioning the credibility of diplomatic progress and the influence of prediction markets on oil prices. A local Seattle story follows, focusing on the state's mandated police sensitivity training that lacks funding, raising concerns about enforcement and officer availability. The episode then dives into the city's drug crisis, citing the alarming drop in fentanyl prices to 50 cents per hit and the failure of diversion programs in Portland. The highlight of the hour is a heartfelt interview with Lee Walters, a 90-year-old Costco employee whose legendary grumpy demeanor and charm made him a viral sensation. Lee shares his life story, his retirement, and his plans to enjoy freedom at the Playmore Tavern in Maple Valley, where he’s known for his flirtatious personality. The episode closes with a mix of listener letters, including a touching tribute to vulnerability on the show and a reminder of the power of human connection, even in the face of loss.

Key Takeaways
1

The Wizenator device was a real, widely used tool to cheat drug tests in the 90s, showing how systemic the evasion of drug laws became.

2

Iran’s recent nuclear stance contradicts U.S. claims, with no real surrender of enriched uranium, raising doubts about diplomatic progress.

3

Seattle’s police reform initiative may fail due to lack of funding, risking officer shortages and public safety.

4

Fentanyl is now so cheap (50 cents per hit) that it’s fueling a devastating addiction crisis, largely controlled by the Sinaloa cartel.

5

Lee Walters, a 90-year-old Costco employee, became a viral icon for his stoic receipt-checking routine and flirtatious charm, retiring after decades of service.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

The War on Drugs: From Jail to Legalization

He gets out of prison for marijuana. And he goes back to the street where his restaurant was. Across the street from the restaurant is a marijuana store. He's like, wait a minute. What the hell?

Highlight
2:00
3 min

The Wizenator: Cheating the System

They sent you dried urine that was clean. You added water to it, and then when you put it into the Wizenator, it heated it up to 94 or whatever to some degrees or something like that.

Highlight
5:00
5 min

Iran, Oil Markets, and Political Theater

Curley dissects the U.S.-Iran standoff, questioning the credibility of diplomatic claims and the role of prediction markets in manipulating oil prices.

10:00
5 min

Seattle’s Police Reform and the Diversion Dilemma

After about two years, Portland was like, this is not working. No. So they got rid of it. But we're going to try it here in Seattle.

Highlight
15:00
10 min

The Fentanyl Crisis and the Sinaloa Cartel

It used to be two or three bucks or five bucks was the high. But then as fentanyl took over and then you can make it so, so cheap, now it's down to 50 cents.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
The best thing about the John Curley show... is the fact that you allow yourself to be vulnerable.
Anon (Letter of the Day)30:58
Viral: 92.0
It used to be two or three bucks or five bucks was the high. But then as fentanyl took over and then you can make it so, so cheap, now it's down to 50 cents.
John Curley15:19
Viral: 90.0
I try to put on a show for everybody. Actually, I do have a good time. I enjoy it.
Lee Walters18:57
Viral: 88.0
Speakers

Host

John Curley

Guest

Lee Walters
Topics Discussed
Fentanyl and Drug Addiction Crisis95%Human Connection and Vulnerability92%Drug Policy and the War on Drugs90%Retirement and Aging88%Viral Internet Culture85%Police Reform and Training80%Iranian Nuclear Diplomacy75%Prediction Markets and Oil Prices70%
People & Brands

John Curley

person

25xPositive

Lee Walters

person

15xPositive

Costco

organization

12xPositive

Iran

place

10xNeutral

Seattle

place

10xMixed

Wizenator

product

6xNeutral

Playmore Tavern

organization

5xPositive

Portland

place

4xNegative

Sinaloa Cartel

organization

4xNegative

Mariners

organization

3xPositive

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