124: Everything is Crab? Even Stormfall33?
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The Geekenders podcast dives into a whirlwind of gaming, nostalgia, and internet absurdity in episode 124, titled 'Everything is Crab? Even Stormfall33?'. The hosts, Jesse and Dodger, welcome guest Stormfall33, a fellow gamer and companion from the game Interface, to explore a chaotic mix of new releases and cult classics. The conversation kicks off with a playful character creation session, where Stormfall33 is humorously cast as a 'human' and 'meat shield'—a meta-commentary on player self-insertion in RPGs. The real highlight comes when Jesse passionately defends the emotional depth of *Blackjacket*, a card-based afterlife game where players settle past sins through blackjack, calling it 'sweet and emotional' and praising its layered storytelling and voice acting. Meanwhile, Stormfall33 shares his terror of *Subnautica 2*'s hyper-realistic ocean horror, particularly the eerie underwater wrecks and sudden 'you're being hunted' alerts that spike cortisol. The episode also dissects the viral Toph fan art hoax—AI-generated, exaggerated images that spread like wildfire and accidentally boosted hype for the upcoming *Avatar: The Last Airbender* movie. The hosts reflect on the absurdity of internet culture, from fake trailers to AI-generated fan content, concluding that 'the best marketing you can have is horny dudes on the internet.
Play Blackjacket to confront your past sins through emotionally charged blackjack duels with lost souls.
Subnautica 2's hyper-realistic ocean visuals and 'you're being hunted' alerts create a uniquely terrifying experience.
AI-generated Toph fan art with exaggerated features went viral and accidentally boosted hype for the Avatar movie.
Sega canceled its $882M 'super mega triple A' game after poor sales of Sonic Rumble Party and Rovio acquisition.
Amazon canceled its *Lord of the Rings* MMO and AI project Trident, signaling a retreat from live-service games.
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Welcome to GeekEnders: The Weekend Begins
The episode opens with the usual energetic intro, welcoming listeners to the weekend with a call to follow, subscribe, and dive into gaming, comics, and nerdy fun. The hosts set a playful tone with their signature catchphrases.
Stormfall33 Joins the Party
Jesse and Dodger welcome guest Stormfall33, a fellow gamer from Interface. They joke about character classes—Dodger as a 'Goblin Mushroom Farmer,' Stormfall33 as a 'human meat shield'—and riff on the absurdity of player self-insertion in games.
Sam, Stryphon, and the Sam Wars
A humorous debate erupts over which 'Sam' is the best—Samwise Gamgee, Sam Porter Bridges from *Death Stranding*, or Stryphon from *Sorrows*. Dodger declares Stryphon 'the worst Sam,' sparking a playful defense of character legacy.
Subnautica 2: The Deep Ocean is Terrifying
“The water is so hyper realistic... it just appears as this like eerie ominous silhouette of a crash in this like deep ocean blue water with nothing but that oh god it's actually so it's so scary subnautica 2 way scarier subnautica 1 in that regard”
Sorrows Achievements and the Art of Cheating
“F you 33 runs. I'm cheating that.”
“The best marketing you can have is horny dudes on the internet. Those guys will sell your crap.”
“People get excited based on a thing that wasn't real for a character that they're all horned up for now. And I was like, this is classic internet.”
“wreck like a crash site underwater it just appears as this like eerie ominous silhouette of a crash in this like deep ocean blue water with nothing but that oh god it's actually so it's so scary subnautica 2 way scarier subnautica 1 in that regard”
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Dodger
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Blackjacket
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Ryan Gosling
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Everything is Crab
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Toph
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Disney
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Escape the Backrooms
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