119: Jesse and Dodger's Easter Stories Get WEIRD

In this chaotic, delightfully weird episode of *The Geekenders*, Jesse and Dodger dive into their Easter celebrations with stories that range from a chicken-sitting egg hunt to a surreal beachside brunch in LA where a woman in a 'virgin killer sweater' and a screaming princess created a full-blown family meltdown. The absurdity escalates with tales of aggressive turkeys, roosters attacking feet from under cars, and a drunk pig who got high on rotten apples. But the real highlight is their deep dive into the cultural madness of LA—scooter shops, electric bikes with cargo boxes, and Erewhon's $100 strawberries—where luxury is sold as symbolism, not substance. They then pivot to gaming news: Sony’s removal of the AI-generated 'Jesus Simulator' from the PlayStation Store, Take-Two firing their AI head after claiming AI can’t replicate creativity, and the upcoming Amazon *Mass Effect* series casting a Doug Jones-type villain. The episode ends with a packed preview of next week’s releases, including a cyberpunk platformer, a Metroidvania about death, and a co-op game where you control a gun-wielding badass and a hacking robot simultaneously—two things at once, one brain, zero chance of survival.