The legendary lies and tall tales of Reub Long (2 of 2)
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This final episode of the two-part series on Rube Long, the legendary 'Sage of Fort Rock,' delves into the tall tales and practical jokes that cemented his reputation as a master storyteller and prankster in Central Oregon. From baffling businessmen with a fictional tale of mountain sheep hurling themselves off cliffs to orchestrating a fake volcanic eruption by setting fire to a pile of debris in a miniature lava cone, Rube’s stories blend humor, exaggeration, and a touch of local lore. The episode also recounts a real-life political satire involving a drunk judge who, in a drunken speech, declared himself a 'drunkard' and a 'damn fool'—a self-aware jab that ironically helped him win re-election. Another memorable story involves Rube’s desperate attempt to rid his ranch of rats using a folk remedy: whitewashing a live rat to make it look like a ghost. The absurdity of the scene, complete with a stunned onlooker in a fancy red car, underscores Rube’s gift for turning the mundane into myth. These stories, whether true or embellished, reveal a man who shaped his legacy not through grand achievements, but through the art of storytelling and community spirit.
Rube Long’s legacy is built on storytelling, not just ranching or labor—his tales are central to his enduring fame.
Practical jokes, like the fake volcanic eruption, were a hallmark of his playful personality and community engagement.
Even when fabricating stories, Rube often embedded subtle truths or social commentary, such as the judge’s self-deprecating speech reflecting on public hypocrisy.
The whitewashed rat story exemplifies how folklore and humor were used to solve real problems in rural life.
Rube’s life and stories are preserved through books, documentaries, and local museums, showing how oral history shapes regional identity.
Introduction and Legacy of Rube Long
The episode opens with host Finn J.D. John introducing the second part of the series on Rube Long, the 'Sage of Fort Rock,' emphasizing his reputation as a legendary storyteller rather than a conventional rancher.
The Mountain Sheep Lie: Baffling Businessmen
“Sure he had, Rube said. Sort of. I didn't get to see him land, he explained, because when he was halfway down he saw me and turned right around and went right back up.”
The Doctor’s Sleepless Night: A Cowpoke’s Prank
“Oh, hell broke loose. The boys didn't dare tell about it for forty years. Suppose in a crisis like this you took the horse and dashed away, leaving wife and children with a buggy and nothing to pull it.”
The Drunk Judge and the Political Punchline
“A drunkard is sometimes sober.”
The Whitewashed Rat: Folk Remedy Gone Wild
“I said carelessly, oh we're just whitewashing a rat, Rube wrote. He said uncredulously, hear what? I said as though it was an everyday occurrence...”
“A drunkard is sometimes sober.”
“Sure he had, Rube said. Sort of. I didn't get to see him land, he explained, because when he was halfway down he saw me and turned right around and went right back up.”
“I said carelessly, oh we're just whitewashing a rat, Rube wrote. He said uncredulously, hear what? I said as though it was an everyday occurrence...”
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Rube Long
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Finn J.D. John
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Fort Rock
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Offbeat Oregon History
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Russ Jackman
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Judge Jim Beam
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Tom Nash
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Oregon Experience
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Eric Kane
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Atlas String Band
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