The One Where Dad Gets Roasted | Cock & Bull | ft. Mikhaail Broacha

Cyrus Says53mApril 7, 2026

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In this chaotic and hilarious episode of 'Cyrus Says', host Cyrus is joined by his son, Mikhaail Broacha, for a freewheeling 'Cock & Bull' segment filled with roasting, absurdity, and family banter. The episode kicks off with a mock unboxing of a smartwatch gifted by entrepreneur Madhav Seth, quickly devolving into a comedic tussle over who can do more pull-ups, with Mikhaail claiming superiority and Cyrus countering with exaggerated strength boasts. The conversation spirals into a series of absurd debates—on Iran’s FIFA World Cup eligibility, the ethics of political asylum for Iranian women’s footballers, and the absurdity of Mumbai’s air quality rankings—interspersed with personal jabs, generational clashes, and playful insults. The tone remains irreverent, with Cyrus frequently mocking Mikhaail’s 'alpha male' posturing, while Mikhaail retaliates with jokes about his father’s age, snoring, and outdated views. The episode also features a satirical dig at Donald Trump’s peace prize, a critique of India’s environmental policies, and a running gag about 'putru' and 'patrail'. Amid the chaos, there are moments of genuine warmth, especially when discussing family dynamics and the emotional weight of personal loss. The episode ends with a physical showdown—finger panja—symbolizing the enduring, playful rivalry between father and son.

Key Takeaways
1

Family dynamics are best expressed through humor, even when it involves roasting each other.

2

The most enduring relationships survive playful conflict and mutual teasing.

3

Satire and absurdity can be powerful tools to critique serious topics like politics, pollution, and gender roles.

4

Generational differences in values and communication styles are inevitable but can be bridged with laughter.

5

The line between truth and performance in podcasting is delightfully blurred in this episode.

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Chapters
0:00
5 min

The Watch Unboxing & Father-Son Roast Begins

I can do pull-ups with weight. 45 pounds. I can put Aisha between my legs and do pull-ups.

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5:00
10 min

Family Dynamics & Personal Jabs

The conversation shifts to a deeper, yet still humorous, exploration of family life. Cyrus and Mikhaail trade insults about each other’s habits, fitness, and parenting styles. Mikhaail mocks Cyrus’s snoring and outdated views, while Cyrus ridicules Mikhaail’s 'alpha male' posturing and lack of real-world experience.

15:00
15 min

Political Satire & Global Commentary

It's not a big deal, but it's unnecessary. Maybe. He's just being like a bitch, if you're asking me.

Highlight
30:00
15 min

Cultural & Generational Clashes

The episode explores generational divides through topics like food (patrail), language (‘putru’), and lifestyle (Blinkit, Kinara). Mikhaail’s modern habits clash with Cyrus’s old-school views, creating a running joke about the 'digital divide' and the absurdity of urban life in Mumbai.

45:00
8 min

The Final Showdown: Finger Panja

I beat Amitabh Bachchan. Because you're the only one who plays this fucking game.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
I can do pull-ups with weight. 45 pounds. I can put Aisha between my legs and do pull-ups.
Mikhaail Broacha4:30
Viral: 85.0
You're the only one who plays this fucking game. I beat Amitabh Bachchan.
Mikhaail Broacha55:48
Viral: 82.0
It's not a big deal, but it's unnecessary. Maybe. He's just being like a bitch, if you're asking me.
Cyrus49:54
Viral: 78.0
Speakers

Host

Cyrus

Guest

Mikhaail Broacha
Topics Discussed
Father-Son Rivalry95%Family Humor & Roasting90%Political Satire85%Generational Conflict80%Urban Life in Mumbai75%Fitness & Masculinity70%Environmental Issues65%Cultural Identity60%
People & Brands

Cyrus

person

150xPositive

Mikhaail Broacha

person

140xPositive

Aisha

person

45xPositive

Kunal

person

30xNeutral

Shreya

person

25xPositive

Donald Trump

person

20xNegative

Iran

place

18xNeutral

Mumbai

place

15xNeutral

Delhi

place

12xNegative

Yemen

place

10xNegative

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