The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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In this episode of *2 Bears, 1 Cave*, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer welcome comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss the long-awaited return of their storytelling show, *The End*, now streaming on ymhtudios.com. The hosts reflect on the show’s legacy, from its early YouTube days to its Comedy Central run, and express deep regret over key comedians—like Tracy Morgan, Diaz, and Sean Patton—being unable to participate due to scheduling conflicts. A highlight is the emotional and hilarious story of how Ari and Tom finally got Tracy Morgan’s blessing to tell their legendary first-meeting story, including a surreal FaceTime call and a memorable meeting at CAA where Tracy, in full 'Black Norm' mode, effortlessly stole the show. The conversation then pivots to themes of legacy, sobriety, and the absurdity of modern influencer culture. Tom shares his personal journey through a blood clot diagnosis and six-month sobriety, revealing surprising health improvements and a newfound appreciation for life without alcohol. The hosts debate the cultural shift away from drinking, lamenting the loss of alcohol’s social magic, while also poking fun at today’s microdosing trends and 'sobriety influencers' who monetize recovery. The episode closes with a celebration of the upcoming 5K event, a playful roast of sobriety, and a heartfelt reminder that life is a 'cash grab'—so enjoy the ride, whether you're drinking, running, or just being a mess.
Tracy Morgan gave full permission to tell the legendary first-meeting story, and his spontaneous, authentic retelling made it unforgettable.
Sobriety can lead to real health improvements—Tom’s blood work and liver function are now healthier than they’ve been in years.
Alcohol is a powerful social lubricant; its absence in modern culture is robbing people of authentic connection and spontaneity.
The most meaningful legacy isn’t built on influencer branding or sobriety streaks—it’s built on real stories, real moments, and real people.
The return of *The End* is a triumph of persistence, collaboration, and the belief that true stories deserve to be told—even if the stars don’t all show up.
Porosos Vodka & The Show's Return
The episode opens with a humorous, over-the-top endorsement of Porosos vodka, followed by the official announcement of *The End*’s return. Tom and Bert hype the show’s new release, emphasizing its star-studded lineup and the fact that every comedian gets paid.
The Tracy Morgan Story: A Legendary First Meeting
“He goes, I'm in. First, he looks at me and goes, you have permission to tell that story from now on. That's your story.”
The Absurdity of Modern Sobriety & Influencer Culture
“All these fucking influencers waking up and cold plunging in sauna and running 12 miles and doing 100 miles thinking that they're going to leave a legacy? You're not. You're fucking not.”
The Social Magic of Alcohol & the Loss of Spontaneity
“Alcohol is such a brilliant social lubricant in life. I've met so many people on planes, in bars. So many great times are had when that person breaks their willpower and goes, fine, fuck it. Let's have a drink.”
The End: A New Era of Storytelling
The hosts promote *The End* as a fully realized, emotionally powerful storytelling experience. They discuss the show’s pricing strategy, now lowered to $24.99 for the full season, and encourage listeners to support the comedians by buying the full package.
“He goes, I'm in. First, he looks at me and goes, you have permission to tell that story from now on. That's your story.”
“All these fucking influencers waking up and cold plunging in sauna and running 12 miles and doing 100 miles thinking that they're going to leave a legacy? You're not. You're fucking not.”
“Alcohol is such a brilliant social lubricant in life. I've met so many people on planes, in bars. So many great times are had when that person breaks their willpower and goes, fine, fuck it. Let's have a drink.”
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