327. Golf Course Keiths

In episode 327 of 'We Got The Chocolates,' the hosts Lee, Skit, Garty, and guest Migas dive into a mix of sports nostalgia, internet fame, and absurd humor. The episode opens with a playful debate about the Gold Coast Chargers' iconic kit and the obscure history of the Tweed Heads Seagulls in the Queensland Cup. A major highlight is Darren 'Goaty' Goddard's story about a frustrating golf round where he faced a rude, slow-playing stranger, culminating in a perfectly executed 240-meter three-wood shot that left the man flailing. The hosts roast the man’s behavior as entitled and sexist, with Goaty admitting he celebrated with three beers afterward. The episode then shifts to a hilarious deep dive into 'riders' — the bizarre lists celebrities demand for tours — with the crew debating ridiculous requests like unicorn drawings and M&Ms with brown ones removed. They compile a satirical rider of their own, including a golf simulator, extra beers, and a clock set 30 minutes slow. The episode closes with a high-energy round of 'Alpha Buck Tour,' where Garty dominates with a near-perfect score, reclaiming the lead in the ongoing competition. Throughout, the tone remains irreverent, self-aware, and packed with inside jokes.