Rory won ugh whatever | Almost Football April 14 2026

In this episode of Almost Football, the hosts dive deep into their disappointment with Rory McIlroy's victory at the 2026 Masters, calling it their 'least favorite Masters' due to a lack of drama and a perceived smugness from McIlroy. They express frustration with the golfer's persona, his perceived entitlement, and the lack of a classic collapse despite a commanding lead. The episode also critiques the growing commercialization and cultural dilution of Augusta National, highlighted by the viral 'egg salad hat' incident and the presence of influencers and tech like Metaglasses. The hosts lament how tradition is being eroded by modern distractions, even as they acknowledge the Masters' enduring appeal. The conversation shifts to baseball, where they break the news—first known to them—of Greg Penner acquiring a 40% stake in the Rockies. They also celebrate the University of Denver’s third consecutive NCAA hockey championship, marveling at their underdog success despite minimal shots on goal. The episode closes with playoff predictions for the Avalanche and Nuggets, a humorous jab at the transfer portal, and a playful debate over the nickname 'The Boogeyman' for Iowa receiver Tony Diaz, culminating in a mock merch campaign for 'Tony Soprano-Diaz'.