We go to confessional with Father James Martin
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In this episode of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, host Tom Papa welcomes Jesuit priest and New York Times bestselling author Father James Martin for a playful yet reflective conversation. The show opens with a humorous nod to public media funding and a tribute to the infamous 'dead air' incident from Bring Your Child to Work Day. The panel games include a satirical 'Bluff the Listener' segment featuring absurd job postings like 'dog breath sniffer' and 'dating co-pilot,' followed by the 'Not My Job' game where Father Martin answers questions about stadium concessions with charm and wit. The episode also features listener limericks, including one about washing pants and another about a Lego scam involving pasta, and a lightning fill-in-the-blank round with current events. Throughout, the tone balances sharp satire with genuine warmth, especially in Father Martin’s candid reflections on his past jobs and his observations on the growing interest in faith in America. The episode closes with a lighthearted prediction about robots outperforming humans in increasingly absurd domains.
Humility from past jobs—like being a caddy in a storm—can teach profound lessons about kindness and resilience.
Robots are already outperforming humans in marathons, but their victories raise questions about joy, effort, and what it means to 'win'.
Pre-gaming at home to save money is now a widespread adult habit, especially in high-cost cities like New York.
The growing popularity of faith-based communities may be linked to relatable, approachable spiritual leaders like Pope Leo.
Scams like replacing Legos with pasta highlight both human ingenuity and the absurdity of consumer culture.
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Public Media Support & Opening Jokes
The episode opens with a call to support public media, followed by a humorous tribute to the infamous 'dead air' incident from Bring Your Child to Work Day. Host Tom Papa welcomes the audience with his signature wit.
Listener Contest: Who's Bill This Time?
“I saw the $20 white claw and I thought, wow, I'm really glad I pre-gamed.”
Bluff the Listener: Absurd Job Openings
“This was the first time that I've ever been on the show and was given the real story and was like, there's no way.”
Not My Job: Father James Martin's Past & Faith
“When you're humiliated as a busboy or dishwasher or caddy... You know, you learn how not to humiliate people. It was as effective as a year's worth of homilies on being kind.”
Don't Take Confession: Stadium Concessions Quiz
Father Martin answers three questions about stadium food, including caffeine-laden Cracker Jacks, a woman searching for tiramisu at Yankee Stadium, and the $5 beer at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
“When you're humiliated as a busboy or dishwasher or caddy... You know, you learn how not to humiliate people. It was as effective as a year's worth of homilies on being kind.”
“I replace pricey toys with cheap foodles. I sell back my phony uncooked macaroni because Legos sound just like dried noodles.”
“The woman was playing video games. Honestly not sure how I would feel if someone sighed because they learned I was still alive.”
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Tom Papa
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Bill Curtis
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Katie Nolan
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Josh Gondelman
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Shantira Jackson
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Blanca
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Pope Leo
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