HTDE: Burritos and Handshakes

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!26mApril 29, 2026

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This episode of 'How to Do Everything' by Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! tackles three heartfelt and humorous questions from listeners. First, athletic trainer Andrea shares the unorthodox 'heel thump' technique—whacking the opposite heel to stop a nosebleed—a folk remedy with no scientific backing but anecdotal success among athletes. Next, Isaac, who is missing his right hand, seeks advice on how to handle awkward handshakes, especially in professional settings. NBA player Mike Conley of the Minnesota Timberwolves offers real-world wisdom, suggesting alternative greetings like fist bumps, elbow taps, or hip bumps, emphasizing that leadership in greeting can ease social tension. Finally, Rachel mourns the loss of a beloved paneer tikka masala breakfast burrito from a now-closed restaurant, a symbol of 10 years of routine and memory. The show brings in Father James Martin, a Jesuit priest and author, who delivers a surprisingly profound eulogy, reframing the burrito as a vessel for nostalgia and a chance to grieve meaningful life chapters. He encourages reflective remembrance and gratitude, emphasizing that memories remain accessible even after loss. The episode blends humor with deep emotional insight, showing how everyday rituals—like a handshake or a meal—can carry profound personal significance.

Key Takeaways
1

The heel thump for nosebleeds is a folk remedy with no scientific basis but may work for some; use it cautiously and never induce a nosebleed to test it.

2

When missing a hand, lead with your functional hand early in a greeting to avoid awkwardness—fist bumps, elbow taps, or hip bumps are excellent alternatives.

3

For professional settings, initiate a non-handshake greeting (like a fist bump or elbow tap) to control the interaction and reduce discomfort.

4

Grieving the loss of a food item can symbolize the end of a meaningful life chapter; use memory and gratitude to honor the past.

5

Create a personal ritual—like writing down memories or imagining revisiting a cherished place—to say goodbye to what’s gone.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Public Media Support & Episode Intro

The episode opens with a public service announcement encouraging donations to NPR, followed by an introduction to the 'How to Do Everything' segment hosted by Mike and Ian, promoting their exclusive podcast feed.

1:50
5 min

The Heel Thump for Nosebleeds

If you have a bloody nose or if you know someone who does and you want to give this a shot, let us know what happens. Don't go out and induce a nosebleed just to try it.

Highlight
6:40
13 min

Handshake Alternatives for Missing a Hand

You immediately jump out of it and be like, what's up bro? And bring that hand out immediately to where they have no choice but to bring their left hand out.

Highlight
20:00
22 min

Eulogizing a Lost Burrito

The door to our memory is always open. And with something even as simple as a burrito... you can always go back in your memory and thank God for that time.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
The door to our memory is always open. And with something even as simple as a burrito... you can always go back in your memory and thank God for that time.
Father James Martin21:55
Viral: 95.0
You can always go back in your memory and thank God for that time. Or if you're not religious, just be grateful for the time that has been given to you.
Father James Martin22:05
Viral: 92.0
I lost my mom a couple of weeks ago and I was actually with her on the last day of her life. So I was able to say goodbye.
Father James Martin20:26
Viral: 90.0
Speakers

Hosts

MikeIan

Guests

Mike ConleyFather James Martin
Topics Discussed
grief and loss95%food as memory92%handshake etiquette90%memory and nostalgia88%adaptive communication85%spiritual reflection80%folk remedies75%sports culture65%
People & Brands

Mike Conley

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Father James Martin

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Isaac

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Rachel

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paneer tikka masala breakfast burrito

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7xPositive

How to Do Everything

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6xPositive

Andrea

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NPR

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5xPositive

Minnesota Timberwolves

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4xPositive

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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3xPositive

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