Brandi Carlile helps us say goodbye to Bill Kurtis!

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!47mMay 23, 2026

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In a heartfelt farewell episode of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, the show honors longtime host Bill Curtis after 12 years of comedic anchoring, marking his retirement with a mix of humor, nostalgia, and genuine affection. The episode opens with a playful jab at Curtis’s legacy, joking that he’s either stepping down or finally realizing the absurdity of his role. The panel—Paula Poundstone, Nagin Farsad, and Luke Burbank—engage in trademark games like Bluff the Listener and Not My Job, with Grammy-winning singer Brandi Carlile joining as a guest to discuss her journey from rural Washington to global stardom, including her deep admiration for Elton John and her unconventional upbringing. The show’s signature blend of satire and warmth shines through, especially in the final tribute to Curtis, where host Peter Sagal flips the script: it’s not Curtis who’s lucky, but the entire team who got to work with him. The episode closes with the panel’s wildly imaginative predictions for Curtis’s post-show life—ranging from becoming a male bikini model to seeking reparations for voice-based objectification—underscoring the deep camaraderie and affection that defined his tenure.

Key Takeaways
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Bill Curtis is retiring after 12 years as the show’s legendary anchorman, with the team affirming they were the lucky ones.

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Brandi Carlile shares her formative years growing up poor in rural Washington, including hunting deer from the house window and being driven to fistfights by her father.

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Carlile reveals she dressed as Elton John in school and later became close friends with him, admitting she told him about her obsession immediately.

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The show’s 'Returning to the Store' game highlights absurd return stories, including a man winning $315 million after returning a $5 bottle of orange juice.

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A viral wedding video features a bridesmaid’s dress tearing during a worm dance, leading to a 'Bridezilla' moment and a viral caption: 'Stop zooming in, you bastards.'

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Chapters
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5 min

Opening Salute to Bill Curtis

But Bill, for once, you're wrong. We are the lucky ones, the producers and engineers and managers of our show and the panelists and, of course, me because we got to spend 12 years doing that with you.

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5 min

Listener Contest: Who's Bill This Time?

Tiffany Washburn from Dayton, Ohio, wins the quiz by correctly identifying bean consumption as an economic indicator, the rise of senior-focused TV shows, and AI being booed at graduations.

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5 min

Bluff the Listener: One Letter, Big Consequences

Rhonda Grass correctly identifies the true story: a urologist mistaken for a ufologist due to a typo in his LinkedIn profile, leading to a viral mix-up.

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10 min

Brandi Carlile: From Elton John Fan to Global Icon

Life is too short to not be friends and to get close with people you respect.

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Not My Job: Returning to the Store

Costco will take almost anything back if you bought it at Costco. That last guy, everything he'd ever bought, he pulled up with a U-Haul.

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High-Impact Quotes
But Bill, for once, you're wrong. We are the lucky ones, the producers and engineers and managers of our show and the panelists and, of course, me because we got to spend 12 years doing that with you.
Peter Sagal45:43
Viral: 92.0
Costco will take almost anything back if you bought it at Costco. That last guy, everything he'd ever bought, he pulled up with a U
Peter Sagal28:45
Viral: 88.0
The only way you know something is absolutely true is if you say it. So would you please do the honors? This is NPR.
Peter Sagal47:12
Viral: 87.0
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Peter Sagal

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Brandi Carlile
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bill curtis retirement95%brandi carlile interview90%not my job game85%absurd return policies80%bluff the listener80%bean consumption as economic indicator75%ai at graduation speeches70%senior-focused tv shows70%
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