Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Undr The Cosh1h 7mApril 17, 2026

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The Friday Club episode 'Fly Me to the Moon' delivers a chaotic, irreverent mix of absurd humor, personal confessions, and bizarre anecdotes, all wrapped in the signature raucous energy of Undr The Cosh. The hosts open with a surreal tale of a lost pair of jeans and a chaotic mouse infestation, escalating into a darkly comedic story about a man who shags his girlfriend’s mother in revenge—only to later reconcile, marry her, and have two children. This shocking narrative is followed by a series of outrageous confessions: a man recounts being nearly run over while fleeing a man wanking in a car park during lockdown, another describes unleashing a legendary fart at a pub that draws the ire of Coronation Street’s Kevin Webster, and a listener shares a story of getting a drunken 'Enya' tattoo on his arse as a tribute to his late father. The episode also features a bizarre theory about the moon landings being faked via live AI, a satirical take on pyramids being dug rather than built, and a heated debate on whether a 'hat trick' can count over a four-day weekend. Amid the madness, the hosts grapple with existential questions about human origins, the nature of truth, and the absurdity of modern life, all while maintaining a tone of gleeful anarchy. The episode culminates in a surreal, self-aware finale where the hosts mock their own podcast’s format, with one guest joking about being a 'little knob goblin' and the outro referencing 'Fly Me to the Moon' as a metaphor for sexual escapades. The tone is consistently irreverent, blending crass humor with moments of unexpected vulnerability—especially in the tattoo story, where the narrator apologizes to his wife and friends. The episode is a masterclass in comedic absurdity, where every story is more outlandish than the last, and the line between reality and satire blurs completely. It’s a celebration of chaos, imperfection, and the ridiculousness of human behavior—perfectly encapsulated in the final line: 'The moon's wank.'

Key Takeaways
1

Revenge sex with a partner's mother can lead to marriage and children—though it’s still deeply unsettling.

2

A single, legendary fart can ruin a night—and even get you yelled at by a soap star.

3

Getting a tattoo of a celebrity’s name on your arse is a bad idea, especially if you’re married.

4

A man wanking in a car park is not a threat—unless you accidentally run him over.

5

The moon landing may have been faked using live AI, but no one really cares.

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Chapters
0:00
10 min

Lost Jeans and Mouse Mayhem

I said, oh I know son, but I don't want them in my house and I think the more that he saw He was like, yeah, I think you're right, Dad. Get rid of them.

Highlight
10:00
10 min

The Ultimate Revenge: Shagging the Mum

Sean has shagged his two kids' granny. It is now never to be mentioned again, and it seems like it's just been forgotten.

Highlight
20:00
10 min

The Car Park Incident: Wank and Runover

I instantly dropped the half-smoked cigarette, walked around to the driver's jaw and jumped in. Apparently that must have been some kind of code I didn't know about...

Highlight
30:00
10 min

The Coronation Street Fart

He then shoved his way through the crowd and left the pub in disgust. I stood looking and stinking in shock.

Highlight
40:00
10 min

The Enya Tattoo and the Apology

A listener shares his drunken decision to get an 'Enya' tattoo on his arse as a tribute to his late father, leading to apologies to his wife, friends, and even the singer’s wife.

High-Impact Quotes
Sean has shagged his two kids' granny. It is now never to be mentioned again, and it seems like it's just been forgotten.
Chris37:58
Viral: 92.0
He then shoved his way through the crowd and left the pub in disgust. I stood looking and stinking in shock.
Listener53:19
Viral: 88.0
I instantly dropped the half-smoked cigarette, walked around to the driver's jaw and jumped in. Apparently that must have been some kind of code I didn't know about...
Listener45:31
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

ChrisMatty

Guests

MaggieCallumThe Listener (Benidorm Tattoo)
Topics Discussed
revenge sex95%mouse infestation88%fart humor85%conspiracy theories80%drunken decisions78%dogging culture75%tattoo regrets70%celebrity encounters65%
People & Brands

Chris

person

120xNeutral

Matty

person

85xNeutral

Sean

person

25xNeutral

Moon

other

15xNeutral

Catelyn

person

15xNeutral

Kevin Webster

person

12xNegative

Coronation Street

media

12xNeutral

Callum

person

12xNeutral

Enya

person

8xPositive

Pyramids

other

6xNeutral

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