FULL SHOW | Nathan Hindmarsh's Shocking Church Confession

Triple M Breakfast with Beau, Cat and Woodsy41mMarch 31, 2026

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In this lively episode of Triple M Breakfast, hosts Beau, Cat, and Woodsy welcome Nathan Hindmarsh for a mix of sports banter, personal stories, and listener interactions. The show kicks off with playful jabs about Nathan’s early morning grumpiness and a wild tale about him allegedly swallowing two 12cm metal chopsticks over eight years—debunked as a joke by the hosts. The segment transitions into the popular 'Secret Hound' game, where listeners guess a dog’s bark, culminating in Ron correctly identifying a corgi. Sports talk follows, with Nathan delivering a blunt assessment of the St George Illawarra Dragons’ poor start to the season, comparing them unfavorably to Penrith’s late-season surge. He also discusses the potential move of rugby player Zach Lomax to Super Rugby, and reflects on his own past, including a legendary night spent passed out on hay bales at the Royal Easter Show after a night of drinking. The emotional core of the episode comes in 'Storytime with Heidi,' where Nathan shares a deeply personal confession: in 2009, before the NRL Grand Final, he attended church and prayed for a win, giving Jesus an ultimatum—believe if they won. When they lost, he felt betrayed, vowing never to return to church. The episode closes with a humorous, over-the-top 'Gas Cock' challenge hosted by Aaron Woods, where he’ll run around Penrith Golf Club wearing a giant penis costume, with people tackling him to win fuel vouchers.

Key Takeaways
1

Nathan Hindmarsh once spent the night sleeping on hay bales at the Royal Easter Show after a night of drinking.

2

He made a bold spiritual ultimatum before the 2009 Grand Final: if Parramatta won, he’d believe in God.

3

The Dragons are on track for their worst start in merged history, according to Hindmarsh.

4

Triple M is giving away $1,000 in fuel and a year of tolls through the Triple M Road Test.

5

Aaron Woods is hosting a 'Gas Cock' challenge at Penrith Golf Club, dressed as a giant penis, with fuel vouchers attached.

Chapters
0:00
10 min

Morning Banter & The Chopstick Lie

The show opens with playful teasing about Nathan’s grumpy morning, a fictional story about him swallowing metal chopsticks, and a discussion about early rising and snoozing habits.

10:00
10 min

Secret Hound & Listener Chaos

The 'Secret Hound' segment unfolds as listeners guess a dog’s bark, leading to a hilarious mix of wrong guesses and a final reveal of a corgi. Listeners call in with wild theories about the show’s lineup.

20:00
10 min

Dragons’ Collapse & Sports Predictions

Nathan delivers a scathing assessment of the Dragons’ season, comparing them unfavorably to Penrith’s turnaround. He also discusses the potential of Zach Lomax moving to Super Rugby.

30:00
10 min

Easter Show Memories & the Hay Bale Night

Nathan recounts his infamous night at the Royal Easter Show in 2003, where he passed out on hay bales after drinking all day, despite being on crutches from an injury.

40:00
10 min

Storytime: The Church Ultimatum

I prayed for a win. Win in the grand final. If there is such thing as Jesus... Then you will let us win. Prove you are there. I will believe in you if we win the grand final.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
I prayed for a win. Win in the grand final. If there is such thing as Jesus... Then you will let us win. Prove you are there. I will believe in you if we win the grand final.
Nathan Hindmarsh39:35
Viral: 92.0
Bugger you. I asked. I gave you the ultimatum. And then on a technicality, I guess you did win the premiership.
Nathan Hindmarsh40:06
Viral: 85.0
God gave you two good hands to win a grand final and you were unable to do it.
Beau40:55
Viral: 80.0
Speakers

Hosts

BeauCatWoodsy

Guest

Nathan Hindmarsh
Topics Discussed
Personal Confessions & Faith95%NRL Season Predictions85%Radio Game Segments75%Celebrity Lifestyle & Humor70%Listener Engagement65%Sports Culture & Rituals60%Comedy & Banter55%Rugby League Transfers50%
People & Brands

Nathan Hindmarsh

person

120xPositive

Triple M Breakfast

media

50xPositive

Millie Elliott

person

45xPositive

Beau

person

35xPositive

Woodsy

person

30xPositive

St George Illawarra Dragons

other

25xNegative

Heidi

person

15xPositive

Penrith Panthers

other

15xPositive

Secret Hound

other

15xPositive

Royal Easter Show

other

12xPositive

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