Junkies 2026 Masters Pool

The Sports Junkies14mApril 9, 2026

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The Sports Junkies kick off their annual 2026 Masters Draft with a playful yet strategic twist: each host drafts one American-born and one foreign-born player, with the rule that only a tournament win earns a payout—otherwise, the pick carries over to the next major. The episode unfolds as a comedic, fast-paced draft session with each host revealing their picks and justifying their choices with humor, rivalry, and golfing insight. From Bishbucks taking Scottie Scheffler first overall to Anna’s surprise selection of Cam Young and Matty Fitzpatrick, the picks reflect a mix of personal favorites, strategic positioning, and inside jokes. The draft becomes a vehicle for banter, with Mike Marr proposing an outrageous three-player trade (which is swiftly rejected), and hosts debating the merits of players like Bryson DeChambeau, Rory McIlroy, and Brooks Koepka. The episode closes with a full team lineup and a lighthearted roast of each host’s squad, setting the stage for the upcoming Masters tournament. Key takeaways include the importance of course familiarity and recent form over pure rankings, the value of drafting a 'hated' but effective player like Patrick Reed, and the comedic weight of drafting players based on personal bias or friendship. The hosts also highlight the emotional stakes of the draft, even joking about the absurdity of trading for multiple players. Ultimately, the episode celebrates the culture of sports fantasy pools as much as the sport itself—blending strategy, humor, and camaraderie.

Key Takeaways
1

Only a tournament win earns a payout—carryover to the next major if not victorious.

2

Drafting a player you personally like (even if they're disliked by others) can be a strategic advantage.

3

Recent form and course familiarity matter more than rankings when selecting Masters contenders.

4

Trading for multiple players in a single draft is against the rules—and hilariously rejected.

5

Personal bias and inside jokes drive many draft decisions, adding entertainment value.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

The 2026 Masters Draft Begins

The hosts introduce the rules of the annual Masters Draft: each picks one American and one foreign-born player, with only a tournament win counting for payout. Bishbucks takes the first pick.

2:20
3 min

Bishbucks Picks Scottie Scheffler

Bishbucks selects Scottie Scheffler as his top pick, citing his world number one ranking despite a recent lack of play due to family life. The pick sets the tone for the draft.

5:00
3 min

Mike Marr's Strategic Draft and Trade Proposal

Mike Marr picks Jon Rahm, then proposes an illegal three-player trade for Scottie Scheffler—rejected by the group for breaking draft rules.

8:20
3 min

Anna's Picks and Lifestyle Tease

Anna selects Cam Young and Matty Fitzpatrick, while joking about her luxurious South River home and inviting the hosts to a party—complete with cannonballs and a guest house.

11:40
2 min

Final Picks and Team Reveal

I hate my team. Valdez slash Chris are rooting for Xander Shoffley and Tommy Fleetwood. Right. So we will get that up at Junk's Radio.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
I'm going to take Ludwig. I'm going to take Oberg. He's just been on top of the leaderboard too many times this year.
EB7:17
Viral: 80.0
I hate my team.
EB13:45
Viral: 75.0
He's a jerk, but he knows the layout.
Drab T-shirt11:03
Viral: 72.0
Speakers

Hosts

BishbucksDrab T-shirtMike MarrEBThirsty AnnaValdez
Topics Discussed
Masters Draft Strategy90%Course Familiarity and Major Performance88%Golf Fantasy Pool Rules85%Draft Trade Proposals and Ethics80%Comedic Rivalry Among Hosts78%Player Selection Based on Personality75%Celebrity Lifestyle and Golf Culture70%Player Injury and Form Assessment65%
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Bishbucks

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Drab T-shirt

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Mike Marr

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EB

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Thirsty Anna

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Scottie Scheffler

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Jon Rahm

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6xPositive

Rory McIlroy

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6xPositive

Bryson DeChambeau

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6xPositive

Valdez

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