H2: Birth Control Rats, Nats Home Opener, Weekend Parlay

The Sports Junkies return with a lively mix of sports talk, personal anecdotes, and a triumphant comeback of their popular 'Junkies Weekend Parlay' segment. The episode kicks off with banter about local D.C. life, including a humorous and vivid discussion about the city's rodent problem, which has led to a new D.C. pilot program using non-lethal rodent birth control. The hosts share personal fears—rats, foxes, snakes, and ticks—while also joking about squirrels destroying property and even considering squirrel birth control. The conversation shifts to the Nats' home opener, with reflections on past opening day memories, including a snowy trip to Camden Yards and chilly broadcasts from the field. They dive into ballpark food trends, praising high-end stadium offerings like Apple Pie Nachos and the Rangers' Rally Sombrero, while sharing their own go-to game-day eats. The core of the episode centers on the Junkies Weekend Parlay, where the hosts place bold, high-odds bets on MLB, NCAA March Madness, and NBA games, including a $3,400 potential payout. The segment ends with a second, four-team NBA parlay, showcasing the show’s signature blend of humor, fandom, and gambling enthusiasm.