H1: April Fool’s Day, Tiger Woods Update, Drunk Mike Calls In

The Sports Junkies kick off their April 1st, 2026 episode with a mix of humor, reflection, and serious discussion, opening with a lighthearted take on April Fool’s Day and the absurdity of online pranks. The hosts dive into personal anecdotes, including Jason Bishop’s discovery of a bird’s nest in his grill and his ongoing battle with home maintenance, while also sharing laughs about Drunk Mike’s infamous past, including a legendary trip to the Bunny Ranch and his long history of DUIs—now all expunged. The tone shifts dramatically with a heartfelt and urgent discussion about Tiger Woods’ public announcement of stepping away from golf to seek treatment for a prescription drug addiction, sparked by his possession of hydrocodone pills after a severe car accident. The hosts debate whether Woods’ pain is physical, psychological, or both, and express hope that he transitions into a mentorship role on the golf course rather than competing. They also reflect on the changing landscape of golf without Woods’ dominance and express support for his recovery, even if it means he never plays again. The episode concludes with a preview of major guests, including Capitals coach Spencer Carberry and Nationals president Paul Tiboni, setting the stage for a packed show.