Trump vs. Pope, Rick vs. Canoe | The Rick Burgess Show | Best of 4/17/26

The Rick Burgess Show1h 10mApril 17, 2026

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The Rick Burgess Show's 'Best of' episode from April 17, 2026, delivers a chaotic, humorous, and nostalgic deep dive into Southern culture, sports, and absurdity. The episode opens with a flurry of regional hunting updates and playful banter, setting the tone for a mix of personal anecdotes, celebrity speculation, and satirical commentary. A central thread revolves around the imagined spectacle of Morgan Wallen’s concert at Bryant-Denny Stadium, where host Rick Burgess and guests debate the ideal celebrity walkout — from Roll Tide Willie to Nick Saban, even joking about a Trump-Saban combo. The show pivots to a heartfelt, self-deprecating story from Adler about nearly being attacked by a Komodo dragon at the Birmingham Zoo, blending animal facts with childhood dreams of being Steve Irwin. The conversation then shifts to near-death experiences, with Rick and Greg recounting skydiving, canoeing disasters, and bull riding — each vowing never to do it again. The episode critiques political theater, including a mock debate between Trump and the Pope over Iran, and mocks New York City’s delayed city-owned grocery store, calling it a communist fantasy. The show closes with a lighthearted look at the Magic City’s quirky traditions, including Speedy riding a horse home and the absurdity of mounted police chases in urban settings. Throughout, the tone is irreverent, affectionate, and deeply rooted in Southern identity and shared absurdity.

Key Takeaways
1

Morgan Wallen should walk out with Nick Saban and Roll Tide Willie for maximum Alabama pride.

2

Never underestimate the power of a Komodo dragon’s stare — or a zoo membership’s emotional toll.

3

If you’re in a canoe and upside down with no paddle, your hat is the least of your worries.

4

Trump’s dismissal of the Pope’s moral authority reveals a deeper cultural rift in American politics.

5

Mounted police in cities are more symbolic than effective — and often end up chasing the wrong person.

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Chapters
0:00
10 min

Southern Hunting & Regional Chaos

The episode kicks off with a rapid-fire update of turkey hunting in Alabama, regional charters, and a bizarre mix of sports, weather, and absurd names like 'Dirty Dick Slater' and 'Belfort, France'. The tone is set with playful, chaotic energy.

10:00
10 min

Morgan Wallen’s Walkout Fantasy

If Saban walked out with him, I think the place might collapse. Collapse. Don't you think that's the one?

Highlight
20:00
10 min

Zoo Tales & the Komodo Dragon Incident

The Komodo dragon turned at me. Turns and looks at me. And starts taking off running towards the door. And I'm like, I wanted to get a picture so I'm trying to wind my camera.

Highlight
30:00
10 min

Canoeing, Skydiving, and Near-Death Vows

If I can get through this, I'm never doing something like this again. Have y'all ever?

Highlight
40:00
20 min

Political Absurdity: Trump vs. Pope

Tell that to the Pope. Go tell the Pope who seems to be coddling Iran for some bizarre reason.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
The Komodo dragon turned at me. Turns and looks at me. And starts taking off running towards the door. And I'm like, I wanted to get a picture so I'm trying to wind my camera.
Adler28:24
Viral: 90.0
Tell that to the Pope. Go tell the Pope who seems to be coddling Iran for some bizarre reason.
Trump (via Rick Burgess)71:30
Viral: 88.0
If Saban walked out with him, I think the place might collapse. Collapse. Don't you think that's the one?
Rick Burgess12:35
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Host

Rick Burgess

Guests

AdlerGregSpeedy
Topics Discussed
Southern Culture95%Alabama Football90%Political Satire88%Zoo Experiences85%Near-Death Stories80%Urban Infrastructure75%Mounted Police72%Golf and Leisure70%
People & Brands

Speedy

person

16xPositive

Rick Burgess

person

15xPositive

Greg

person

14xPositive

Adler

person

12xPositive

Nick Saban

person

10xPositive

Birmingham Zoo

organization

10xPositive

Morgan Wallen

person

8xPositive

Magic City

organization

8xPositive

Roll Tide Willie

person

7xPositive

New York City

place

7xNegative

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