Is Every Snowflake Unique? Actually? | Ruminant

The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg23mMay 23, 2026

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Jonah Goldberg uses a deeply personal and candid tone to announce the launch of a new, paywalled podcast series called 'Ruminant'—a departure from his usual political commentary. The episode centers on a provocative moment: the revelation that he and co-host Chris Starwalt filmed a full day of unscripted, sandwich-fueled conversations in Baltimore, inspired by the closing scene of *The Odd Couple*. This new show, while not officially part of The Dispatch, reflects a desire to explore culture, history, and human connection through food and friendship—away from the noise of politics. The core of the episode, however, pivots sharply to a scathing critique of Donald Trump’s slush fund proposal, which Goldberg calls a 'grossly unconstitutional' violation of the foundational principle that no man can be a judge in his own cause. He argues this case exemplifies Trump’s entire governing philosophy: a relentless pursuit of unchecked power, where legal precedents are weaponized and institutions are bent to personal ambition. The episode ends with a direct appeal to listeners to subscribe, framed not just as a business move but as a moral commitment to sustaining independent, intellectually rigorous journalism.

Key Takeaways
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The new 'Ruminant' podcast is a non-political, food-focused series filmed in Baltimore with Chris Starwalt, inspired by the closing scene of *The Odd Couple*.

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Jonah Goldberg argues that Trump’s slush fund proposal violates the constitutional principle that no one can be a judge in their own cause.

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The slush fund is not just unconstitutional—it’s a strategic tool to launder political favors and fund Trump’s personal projects under the guise of victim compensation.

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Goldberg warns that Trump’s governing style is defined by exploiting legal loopholes and driving a 'Mack truck through a mouse hole' to consolidate power.

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He emphasizes that while past administrations also used precedent creatively, Trump’s actions are uniquely destructive and impeachable in nature.

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Chapters
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3 min

The Launch of Ruminant: A Sandwich-Driven Detour

I trotted out my theory that Baltimore is kind of like America's Trieste, which, you know, I can return to another time. I'm doing the sizzle here, not the steak.

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3:00
7 min

The Slush Fund Crisis: A Constitutional Breach

The chief complaint about the pardon power at like the Virginia ratifying convention and elsewhere, I mean this came up a lot, was that it was too broad. That it was a unilateral authority for the president and that could lead to abuses of power.

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10:00
5 min

Trump’s Pattern of Self-Justification and Abuse

My theory is he's just going to use it the way he used the Trump charity as an expense account for his pet causes. It's not going to be like... I don't think he's going to actually use it as a major compensation fund.

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15:00
5 min

The Paywall Transition: A Call to Support Independent Journalism

Goldberg explains the shift to a paywalled model, emphasizing the value of subscriptions beyond just access to content—highlighting events, expert analysis, and the integrity of non-tribal journalism.

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3 min

Listener Testimonials and the Future of The Dispatch

The episode closes with listener testimonials praising The Dispatch’s intellectual honesty and value, reinforcing Goldberg’s belief that supporting the platform is a civic act of resistance against tribalism.

High-Impact Quotes
torn up, I think he's going to use it the way he used the Trump charity as an expense account for his pet causes. It's not going to be like... I don't think he's going to actually use it as a major compensation fund.
Jonah Goldberg14:55
Viral: 88.0
The chief complaint about the pardon power at like the Virginia ratifying convention and elsewhere, I mean this came up a lot, was that it was too broad. That it was a unilateral authority for the president and that could lead to abuses of power.
Jonah Goldberg11:17
Viral: 85.0
I don't want to make Jonah uncomfortable, but I think Jonah Goldberg and Kevin Williamson are on the Mount Rushmore of thinkers and writers of their generation.
Michael Kapnick20:31
Viral: 75.0
Speakers

Host

Jonah Goldberg
Topics Discussed
slush fund controversy95%no man can be a judge in his own cause90%paywall transition85%ruminant podcast80%trump governance style78%constitutional principles75%checks and balances70%independent journalism65%
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Jonah Goldberg

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25xNeutral

The Dispatch

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18xPositive

Donald Trump

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15xNegative

Chris Starwalt

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Burke

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6xPositive

The Odd Couple

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Advisory Opinions

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4xPositive

Federalist Papers

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3xNeutral

Andy McCarthy

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3xPositive

Pigford settlement

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