Sharp or Square - NFL MAILBAG - De'Von Achane Contract, NFL Schedule and More

In this episode of Sharper Square, hosts Chad Millman and Simon Hunter tackle a fan mailbag centered on NFL offseason developments, including the Miami Dolphins' decision to give running back De'Von Achane a massive four-year, $64 million extension despite the team's ongoing rebuild. The hosts critique Miami's organizational priorities, arguing that investing heavily in a running back while neglecting quarterback and offensive line development is short-sighted, especially given their likely draft position. They also analyze the New York Giants' hiring of John Harbaugh and their signing of Malik Willis, questioning the long-term vision of a franchise that appears directionless. The discussion turns to the Pittsburgh Steelers' post-Mike Tomlin era under Mike McCarthy, with the hosts expressing skepticism about his ability to revitalize a team lacking quarterback stability and draft success. The episode also features a lighthearted 'griefer speed round' where the hosts share personal fears, including dead animals and sleep paralysis, and debate which NFL franchises would be the worst to support. The show closes with a speculative discussion on future milestones, from extraterrestrial life to human settlement on Mars.