Story Time 268 – There's only one thing Kohli can't stand: the Dutch
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The Final Word Cricket Podcast's Story Time 268 dives into a rich tapestry of cricketing anecdotes, starting with a nostalgic tribute to Graham Yallop’s 268 Test innings against Pakistan, remembered for its humility and quiet brilliance. The episode then shifts to a heartfelt story about A.B. de Villiers’ emotional 100th Test in Bangalore, where his extraordinary 85-run innings—played in torrential rain and amid a record-short test match—ignited a fan frenzy unlike any other foreign cricketer in India. The hosts reflect on how de Villiers transcended nationality, becoming a beloved figure in Indian cricket culture, especially in Bangalore, where his unique style and quiet demeanor won over fans. The episode continues with a deep dive into obscure cricket trivia: the bizarre case of Glenton Sturman, who earned a Test cap without playing a single ball due to a COVID substitution; Malcolm Hilton’s forgotten first-class mastery and near-miss with the West Indies; and the touching legacy of Ben Holleyoke, whose tragic death led to the naming of the Hong Kong Super Sixes' Player of the Tournament award. The show concludes with a humorous yet pointed take on Virat Kohli’s poor record against the Netherlands, suggesting he’s psychologically intimidated by their orange kits and fast bowlers like Peter Boren, prompting a satirical call for a seven-match ODI series to settle the score.
A.B. de Villiers' 85 in the 2015 Bangalore Test, played in torrential rain, remains one of the most iconic individual performances in Indian cricket history, despite the match being the second shortest ever.
Glenton Sturman holds the record for the most bizarre Test cap—playing in a match without bowling or batting, merely fielding for 14 overs as a substitute.
Ben Holleyoke’s legacy lives on through the Ben Holleyoke Trophy in the Hong Kong Super Sixes, a tournament that predated the IPL by over a decade and served as a global cricketing junket for stars.
Virat Kohli’s career average of just 12 against the Netherlands suggests a psychological block, prompting a humorous call for a seven-match ODI series to break the curse.
Malcolm Hilton, a left-arm spinner who once dismissed Don Bradman twice, had a career marked by brilliance and the yips, making his 14 Test wickets all the more remarkable.
The 268 Legacy: Graham Yallop's Humble Century
“When you hear 268, you have to yell, Graham Yellup!”
AB de Villiers' 100th Test: A Bangalore Love Story
“I have never ever come across that kind of fandom for an international cricketer. I grew up on these kinds of stories... but I can't ever imagine Indian crowd cheering the way they did for A.B. De Villiers.”
The Bizarre Test Cap: Glenton Sturman's 14-Overs Appearance
“He's listed as having played this test match, but his name does not appear on the scorecard at all except in the errata section... that must still be one of the more bizarre test caps.”
Ben Holleyoke & the Hong Kong Super Sixes Legacy
“It's a very touching tribute to him. Wasn't his dad? His dad was involved with a lot of – it's Calum Cricket Club, right? Yeah, Calum Cricket Club, yeah.”
Virat Kohli vs. the Dutch: The 12-Average Curse
“Virat Kohli is scared of the Dutch. He lives in London. He is too scared to get on that ferry and go to Amsterdam.”
“Virat Kohli is scared of the Dutch. He lives in London. He is too scared to get on that ferry and go to Amsterdam.”
“I have never ever come across that kind of fandom for an international cricketer. I grew up on these kinds of stories... but I can't ever imagine Indian crowd cheering the way they did for A.B. De Villiers.”
“He's listed as having played this test match, but his name does not appear on the scorecard at all except in the errata section... that must still be one of the more bizarre test caps.”
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A.B. de Villiers
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Virat Kohli
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Ben Holleyoke
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Glenton Sturman
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Malcolm Hilton
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Hong Kong Super Sixes
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Graham Yallop
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Netherlands
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Bangladesh
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Sean Tate
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