Ari Shaffir Returns!

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament2h 28mApril 20, 2026

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In this electrifying reunion episode of 'The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament,' host Joey Diaz welcomes back comedian Ari Shaffir for a raw, nostalgic, and deeply personal journey through the wild, formative years of the LA comedy scene in the late '90s and early 2000s. The conversation unfolds like a fever dream of late-night chaos—recounting stories of smuggling cocaine, staging fake casino games, and launching water balloons at celebrities—while also delving into the darker undercurrents of rage, trauma, and violent fantasy that served as coping mechanisms in an unforgiving environment. Despite the danger and excess, the duo expresses profound reverence for the Comedy Store as a sacred space: a crucible of identity, community, and artistic survival where loyalty, improvisation, and relentless hustle forged legends. Their reflections on mentors like Mitzi Shore, peers like Joe Rogan and Bobby Lee, and the emotional weight of storytelling—especially the cathartic Zoraida tale—reveal how comedy became a spiritual and psychological lifeline. The episode culminates in a poignant meditation on momentum, authenticity, and the quiet triumph of being 'in the machinery'—recognized, discussed, and still moving forward—amid personal struggles like pain, legal barriers, and the absurdity of international travel restrictions. With dark humor, self-deprecation, and unwavering camaraderie, the hosts affirm that resilience, honesty, and the courage to be oneself are the true currencies of lasting success in comedy and life.

Key Takeaways
1

The Comedy Store in the '90s was a cultural crucible where raw authenticity, trauma, and ambition collided, shaping comedians into artists and survivors.

2

True storytelling and lasting impact come from lived experience, not rehearsal—comedy as therapy and emotional truth-telling.

3

Success is not just fame or agents; being recognized and discussed in industry circles means you're already 'in the machinery' and on the path to momentum.

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Personal struggles—addiction, physical pain, legal barriers—don’t negate progress; humor and honesty are essential tools for navigating life’s absurdities.

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The comedy community built on mutual respect, loyalty, and a 'game of inches' mentality where every small win mattered, creating a lasting legacy of resilience and craft.

Chapters
0:00
17 min

Welcome Back, Ari Shaffir & The Comedy Store Reunion

We're going to call it Netanyahu's Hitmen. Oh, I like it. All we're going to get is... Bro, that tour would sell.

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17:00
33 min

The Dark Side of the Comedy Store: Drugs, Crime, and Revenge Fantasies

I wanted to kill this bitch. I wanted to slice the tongue out. I was going to tie it to a tree and rub it with honey.

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50:00
50 min

The Comedy Store as a Cult: Life, Loyalty, and Legacy

It was all I had. There was nowhere to go. It was a bunch of lost people that just picked comedy.

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1:23:26
4 min

The Dark Years: Chaos, Freedom, and Bottle Launches

No rules. No rules. I'm so jealous. It was the best.

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1:27:00
5 min

Mitzi Shore: The Unseen Architect of Comedy

She didn’t try to touch your personality at all? No. She didn’t try to bring you in?

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High-Impact Quotes
I abandoned her in her lowest moment after she took me in and I wasn't even her fucking kid.
Joey Diaz132:02
Viral: 92.0
I wanted to kill this bitch. I wanted to slice the tongue out. I was going to tie it to a tree and rub it with honey.
Joey Diaz13:41
Viral: 92.0
We're going to call it Netanyahu's Hitmen. Oh, I like it. All we're going to get is... Bro, that tour would sell.
Joey Diaz0:32
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Joey DiazAri ShaffirLee

Guests

Ari ShaffirJoe RoganRalphie MayBobby LeePaul MooneyDoug StanhopeTim DillonRen AzizMitzi ShoreZoraida
Topics Discussed
comedy store culture95%comedy as identity90%Authenticity in Storytelling90%Career Momentum in Comedy90%violence and revenge fantasies88%Mentorship and Legacy80%Pain Management and Substance Use75%Legal Barriers to International Travel65%
People & Brands

Paul Mooney

person

13xPositive

Mitzi Shore

person

12xNeutral

Joey

person

12xPositive

Joey Diaz

person

12xPositive

Lee

person

10xPositive

Joe Rogan

person

8xPositive

Zoraida

person

7xNeutral

Ralphie May

person

6xPositive

Mitzi

person

6xPositive

CAA

organization

5xNeutral

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