This is The Stupidest War You Can Possibly Imagine
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In this blistering episode of The Bulwark, Sarah Longwell, Tim Miller, and Sam Stein dissect the escalating U.S.-Iran conflict, which they describe as the 'stupidest war you can possibly imagine.' The hosts lambaste the administration's hollow rhetoric—particularly Pete Hegseth's 'red, white, and blue dome' metaphor and the absurd 'kamikaze dolphins' question—as evidence of a complete lack of coherent strategy. They argue the war is being rebranded as 'Project Freedom' to reset the War Powers Act clock and evade congressional approval, while the economic consequences—gas prices soaring to $4.48, jet fuel costs hitting $400 per passenger—are crippling American families. The episode also explores the broader geopolitical fallout, with allies like Germany canceling flights and global trust in U.S. leadership eroding. At the heart of the crisis, the hosts assert, is Donald Trump’s self-obsessed, echo-chambered leadership, insulated from reality by sycophantic advisors and conservative media, allowing him to pursue a 'YOLO presidency' that prioritizes historical legacy over national well-being. The conversation shifts to the DNC's struggles, questioning the relevance of the party’s national committee in an era where candidates fundraise independently and super PACs dominate. Despite the chaos, the hosts remain defiant, ending on a darkly humorous note about the possibility of Trump’s approval rating falling below Nixon’s infamous 24% in August 1974.
The U.S. is engaged in a war with Iran, but the administration is rebranding it as 'Project Freedom' to reset the War Powers Act clock and avoid congressional vote.
Gas prices have risen from $2.86 in early 2023 to $4.48, with jet fuel costs now $400 per passenger—making travel unaffordable for millions.
The administration’s use of absurd metaphors (e.g., 'red, white, and blue dome', 'kamikaze dolphins') reveals a complete lack of strategic coherence.
Trump appears insulated from reality, surrounded by sycophants and conservative media, leading him to ignore polling data and economic pain.
The DNC’s fundraising struggles and leadership crisis are real but may be less consequential in an era where super PACs and independent fundraising dominate.
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Opening Friction and the War Rhetoric
The hosts open with playful banter about JVL’s absence and a personal feud over a newsletter, then pivot to the escalating U.S.-Iran conflict, criticizing the administration’s absurd language and lack of strategy.
The 'Red, White, and Blue Dome' and Project Freedom
“We're doing Project Freedom. We need to free the South Korean ships. There was a point in there where he was talking about how we just need to get back to the status quo that existed prior to the war. And I just had to scratch my head being like, that can't be the objective. Just returning to the pre-war status quo. But it is the objective.”
The Kamikaze Dolphins and the Absurdity of War
“It's just like, they're doing this. They're leaking this nonsense because they want the memes and they want to do the G.I. Joe Rambo thing. And it's like Trump where we won the war, we won the war, we won the war. Because they don't have any plan.”
Economic Collapse and the Gas Price Crisis
“It's over a year. Someone check Sarah's math. Hold on one second. And then these fucking morons at FDD... they just brought a guy from this group onto the negotiating team... and the FDD guy was posting yesterday, you know, if we keep the blockade in place for eight to nine more weeks, the Islamic Republic will have total economic collapse.”
Trump’s Insulated Reality and Historical Hubris
“I really do think he doesn't get a lot of exposure to anything other than reaffirmation. And that's a huge problem here.”
“It's just like, they're doing this. They're leaking this nonsense because they want the memes and they want to do the G.I. Joe Rambo thing. And it's like Trump where we won the war, we won the war, we won the war. Because they don't have any plan.”
“It's over a year. Someone check Sarah's math. Hold on one second. And then these fucking morons at FDD... they just brought a guy from this group onto the negotiating team... and the FDD guy was posting yesterday, you know, if we keep the blockade in place for eight to nine more weeks, the Islamic Republic will have total economic collapse.”
“We're doing Project Freedom. We need to free the South Korean ships. There was a point in there where he was talking about how we just need to get back to the status quo that existed prior to the war. And I just had to scratch my head being like, that can't be the objective. Just returning to the pre-war status quo. But it is the objective.”
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Sarah Longwell
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Donald Trump
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Tim Miller
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Sam Stein
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Pete Hegseth
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JVL
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Ken Martin
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Nixon
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Hegel's Trio
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FDD
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