Sex Patrol w/Greg Stone & Anthony DeVito

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly59mApril 23, 2026

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In this chaotic and wildly comedic episode of The Bonfire, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly welcome longtime friends and comedy duo Greg Stone and Anthony DeVito for a high-energy, unfiltered conversation that veers from absurd pranks to intimate personal confessions. The hour-long session begins with a series of bathroom humor and celebrity encounters, including a cringe-worthy story about Jay running out of the studio mid-story to relieve himself. The hosts dive into their shared history, with Greg revealing his past as a sponsored aggressive inline skater and his transformation into a self-proclaimed 'action figure connoisseur' who once made custom toys for everyone—including a G.I. Joe with a Barbie inside for Jacob. The conversation takes a surreal turn as Greg shares his bizarre, Google-driven quest to learn how to make his wife climax, leading to a wildly metaphorical and anatomically inventive tour of female anatomy using terms like 'Mons pubis' and 'Bartholin gland.' The duo then recounts their infamous high school pranks—'Sex Patrol' where they high-beamed lovers in cars, ATM robberies with Statue of Liberty masks, and a fake corporate prank at Macy’s that culminated in a rapping ice cream vendor. Amidst the madness, Greg reveals he recently discovered he has adult ADHD and is now taking Adderall in one massive daily dose, while Anthony shares his own struggles with identity and relationships. The episode ends with a heartfelt moment as both comedians reflect on their deep, decades-long friendship and the creative energy that fuels their comedy, despite their chaotic lives and mutual avoidance of responsibility.

Key Takeaways
1

Comedy thrives on absurdity and personal vulnerability—Greg’s Google research on female anatomy and his 'sex patrol' pranks show how humor emerges from the most intimate and ridiculous places.

2

Long-term friendships are built on shared history and mutual absurdity; Greg and Anthony’s decades-long bond is rooted in high school pranks and a shared love of chaos.

3

Self-awareness and honesty—even about flaws like ADHD, marital struggles, or fear of intimacy—can be powerful comedic tools when delivered with confidence and vulnerability.

4

The best comedy often comes from things that can’t be filmed: live storytelling, improvisation, and real-time reactions are irreplaceable.

5

Creative energy should be channeled into projects—Greg and Anthony’s untold pranks could have made them viral stars if they’d been recorded.

Chapters
0:00
10 min

The Gas Face & Celebrity Encounters

The episode opens with Big Jay and Robert joking about gas, bathroom humor, and Robert’s fearless celebrity interactions. Robert recounts running up to Jimmy Fallon on the street, only to be met with confusion—highlighting his unfiltered, overeager personality. The hosts set the tone with absurd, self-deprecating humor.

10:00
10 min

The Action Figure Obsession & Identity

I'm a many things. I'm a man, I'm a child, I'm a dog, I'm a woman. I'm all the things.

Highlight
20:00
10 min

The Google Sex Education Experiment

I go to the bladder opening. I go, are you working clear? I do a little checkup. I go, this isn't sexual, but I got to know if she's clogged up at all.

Highlight
30:00
10 min

High School Pranks & the Sex Patrol

We thought it would be so funny. Why don't we go pretend like we're robbing her from behind? This is a woman alone. It's her.

Highlight
40:00
10 min

The Prank Legacy & Why It Never Went Viral

The hosts reflect on how their pranks, though hilarious and creative, were never recorded. They lament that if they had filmed them, they could have been internet sensations like Jackass or Impractical Jokers. The conversation turns into a meditation on memory, storytelling, and the power of live performance.

High-Impact Quotes
I go to the bladder opening. I go, are you working clear? I do a little checkup. I go, this isn't sexual, but I got to know if she's clogged up at all.
Greg Stone26:59
Viral: 90.0
We thought it would be so funny. Why don't we go pretend like we're robbing her from behind? This is a woman alone. It's her.
Anthony DeVito37:33
Viral: 88.0
I'm a many things. I'm a man, I'm a child, I'm a dog, I'm a woman. I'm all the things.
Greg Stone9:12
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Big Jay OakersonRobert Kelly

Guests

Greg StoneAnthony DeVito
Topics Discussed
Comedy Pranks and Absurdity95%Personal Identity and Fluidity90%Friendship and Long-Term Bonds88%Marriage and Family Life85%Adult ADHD and Mental Health80%Action Figures and Nostalgia75%Storytelling and Memory70%Female Anatomy and Sex Education65%
People & Brands

Greg Stone

person

120xPositive

Anthony DeVito

person

95xPositive

Big Jay Oakerson

person

60xPositive

Robert Kelly

person

55xPositive

Christine

person

15xPositive

Lou

person

12xPositive

Jacob

person

10xNeutral

Jimmy Fallon

person

5xNeutral

Macy's

brand

4xNeutral

Skank Fest X

other

4xPositive

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