WEDS PT 2: Why Bobby Might Go Deaf + Bobby’s Gift Obligation List + Eddie Wants Us To Start A Business

In this episode of The Bobby Bones Show, the hosts dive into a mix of lighthearted banter, listener voicemails, and absurd business ideas. A major thread centers on Bobby’s concern about his bulldog’s health and the recurring bad luck tied to his credit card, which he humorously blames on his pet. The conversation shifts to gift-giving etiquette, with Bobby outlining a personal hierarchy: weddings and babies are mandatory, birthdays and graduations are optional, and Christmas is a universal expectation. This leads to a comedic but detailed discussion about starting a vending machine business, with Eddie pitching a lucrative opportunity. The group debates the logistics—costs, maintenance, location, and profit margins—only to realize the numbers don’t add up and the idea is likely a scam. The episode also touches on a viral story about a woman who went deaf from improper ear cleaning, the risk of fingerprint theft from selfies, and a bizarre tale of a man who swallowed diamonds and now represents himself in court. The show closes with a surreal story about a tick prank and a philosophical debate on whether a butt inspection is a noble act of friendship.