The BOB & TOM Show - April 3, 2026

The Bob & TOM Show returns with a chaotic, high-energy episode on April 3, 2026, blending absurd humor with real-world news and pop culture satire. The hosts, Bob and Tom, navigate a 'civil war' version of the show due to multiple absences—Pat Godwin’s shoulder injury, Josh Arnold’s diverticulitis, and a fictional shortage of Tiger Woods’ pain medication—setting the tone for a wildly unpredictable hour. The episode kicks off with a satirical take on Tiger Woods’ Range Rover crash, including his outlandish claim of speaking to the president and his agent retrieving his putter with a golf club. From there, the show dives into a whirlwind of bizarre topics: a nine-year-old power lifter deadlifting 180 pounds, a dog rescued by helicopter in New Zealand, NASA’s Artemis II toilet malfunction requiring a 'space plumber,' and the science behind vulva odor and fertility. The hosts also roast outrageous band and rap names like 'Pooh Shiesty' and 'Broken Penis Orchestra,' while promoting Orange Insoles and SimpliSafe with over-the-top jingles. A standout segment features comedian T.J. Miller, who shares heartfelt stories about his marriage, improvisational comedy, and a prank he played on his wife by pretending to travel—only to surprise her by helping with her art. The episode closes with a satirical deep dive into a viral image of a pink-painted elephant named Shanshal, questioning the legitimacy of animal rights outrage, mocking AI manipulation, and riffing on the idea of a 'gender reveal' with an elephant. The show ends on a nostalgic note with a digression on the 1987 band Hammer Alley, urging listeners to follow and listen on music platforms.