The BOB & TOM Show - April 17, 2026

The Bob and Tom Show returns with its signature brand of chaotic, self-aware humor on April 17, 2026, opening with Bob’s absurd monologue about a drunken boat escapade and quickly diving into a parade of bizarre global news stories. The episode features the world’s oldest chicken, Gertie—a 15-year-old golden Seabright hen who performs a hilarious song about her long life and even claims to have been in a band called the Yardbirds—highlighting both the absurdity and charm of modern internet culture. The hosts explore a range of surreal topics, from a man in Tanzania claiming his genitals were stolen to a UK man earning a Guinness World Record for 63 Marvel-themed tattoos, including on sensitive areas. They also delve into cutting-edge biotech, discussing a startup growing headless human organ systems to replace animal testing, and joke about Purdue’s limited-edition 6-7 shaped chicken nuggets. The show seamlessly blends satire, listener mail, and celebrity impressions, all while promoting sponsors like American Financing and Hyundai through relatable, comedic skits. Later, the tone shifts slightly as Bob and Tom reflect on the evolution of American names, humorously tracing the dominance of traditional names like James, Robert, and Karen, and using personal anecdotes—like Tom’s hypothetical 'James Scott' name—to explore deeper themes of identity, family, and cultural homogeneity. The episode closes with lighthearted advice on texting after a first date, citing a study that recommends the morning after for optimal chemistry, wrapped in the show’s trademark mix of wit and warmth.