B&T Extra: Comedian Greg Hahn

Comedian Greg Hahn, known for his wild stage persona and absurd humor, joins Bob and Tom for a chaotic, self-deprecating interview that turns into a surreal celebration of failure, excess, and personal reinvention. Hahn, a former Marine and stunt performer, leans into his identity as a 'circus freak' with no wife, no kids, and a house full of drum sets and ping pong tables—complete with a rat-trapping hobby that he turns into a darkly comedic ritual involving hawks. He reveals his 'three-point plan for success'—buying an expensive car, an expensive house, and 'knocking up a fat girl'—as a satirical take on toxic masculinity and empty ambition. The conversation spirals into bizarre tangents: a dead golfer’s final words were 'I'll take a drop,' a fake drum solo that shocked the crew, and a new identity as 'Chip Furbits'—a name that sounds like a cartoon character. At its core, the episode is less about comedy and more about the performative nature of self-mythology: Hahn isn’t just a comedian, he’s a man who’s built a life around being the punchline of his own story.