The 2026 Made-Up NBA Awards With Zach Lowe

In this highly entertaining and satirical episode of The Bill Simmons Podcast, Bill Simmons and Zach Lowe celebrate the 2025-26 NBA season through the lens of the fictional '2026 Made Up NBA Awards,' blending sharp analysis with humor and creative storytelling. The episode opens with a deep dive into the season’s defining moment: the San Antonio vs. Denver showdown, where Victor Wembanyama and Nikola Jokic delivered a generational clash that earned the title of 'Game of the Year.' The hosts unpack major narrative arcs, including Luka Doncic’s unprecedented 64-game absence due to paternity leave and the controversial 65-game rule, which sparked debate over league fairness. They spotlight unexpected performances—like Bam Adebayo’s 83-point game—and celebrate unsung heroes such as the Charlotte Hornets’ broadcast duo Eric Collins and Del Curry, whose authenticity and chemistry earned them top honors. The awards segment features a mix of genuine appreciation and playful satire, honoring everything from the 'Unicorn of the Year' (Wembanyama) to the 'Most Contrived Story' (Stephen A. Smith’s feud with the Pelicans), while also critiquing poor front-office decisions, like the Chicago Bulls’ GM missteps. The conversation evolves into imaginative offseason scenarios, including LeBron James becoming a player-coach and the Warriors pursuing Kawhi Leonard, all delivered with a mix of wit and insight. The episode culminates in a passionate debate over the League Pass MVP, ultimately favoring Wembanyama for his must-see impact, while acknowledging Jokic’s historic statistical dominance. The final segment reflects on Jokic’s rare triple-category season—first in assists, rebounds, and fifth in scoring—matching only Wilt Chamberlain in 1968, and praises Wembanyama’s defensive presence, which has become so psychologically overwhelming that opponents often surrender before the shot is even taken. The hosts close with gratitude to sponsors and team members, wrapping up a season of chaos, creativity, and unforgettable moments.