#549 - Picking Your Nose Is Cool

In this lively and humorous episode of *The Basement Yard*, hosts Frank and Ant dive into a wide-ranging conversation that begins with nostalgic childhood memories, including family portraits, homemade pasta sandwiches, and the joy of eating spaghetti from the elbow of Italian bread. The discussion evolves into a passionate debate about breakfast, brunch, and lunch timing, with the hosts playfully arguing over whether a mimosa at 5 a.m. constitutes brunch. The conversation then spirals into increasingly absurd territory, exploring the taboo of picking one’s nose—celebrated as a form of self-expression and even a "fire" activity—alongside confessions about blood clots, tampon use in nasal contexts, and the sensory experience of a bloody nose. The episode also touches on childhood sports legends, gym mishaps, and the emotional weight of small moments like crying over a spelling test. Amidst the chaos, the hosts promote sponsors including ZocDoc, Wayfair, Patreon, Prize Picks, and Z-Biotics, while maintaining their signature blend of absurdity, vulnerability, and camaraderie. The episode culminates in a surreal, self-aware moment where the hosts reflect on their own ridiculousness, proving that even the most mundane acts—like eating a ketchup sandwich or picking your nose—can be elevated to art.