Would feat Blind Mike | PitM Patreon #353

Blind comedian Mike, known for his chaotic energy and self-deprecating humor, joins the PitM crew in a wild episode filled with absurd anecdotes, including a cat that swallowed a foot-long string toy, leading to a gruesome yet hilarious vet visit where his wife pulled the string from the cat's rear end. Mike recounts his drunken misadventures, from accidentally pissing into a trash can while blind and drunk to getting punched in a Hoboken bar after being mistaken for a threat—though he claims he was just trying to make friends. The group dives into a surreal debate on whether aliens exist, with Mike arguing they’d be the ideal slaves if they did, and later mocks the idea of AI taking over, joking it’s already stealing drinking water from kittens. Amid the chaos, they celebrate Gas Digital’s 1,000-subscriber milestone and plan a lie detector test, all while riffing on everything from Drake vs. Kendrick to the absurdity of internet culture and the strange dynamics of family hangouts. The episode is a masterclass in comedic improvisation, where every story spirals into a new level of absurdity, proving that the most ridiculous moments are often the most memorable. The episode’s core theme isn’t just comedy—it’s the unapologetic embrace of being a mess. Mike’s blindness becomes a running joke, but also a metaphor for how life’s chaos doesn’t need to be controlled.