3809 - Greg Fitzsimmons

In episode 3809 of Never Not Funny, host Jimmy Pardo welcomes comedian Greg Fitzsimmons for a deeply personal and hilariously candid conversation that spans touring challenges, the emotional highs of the show’s 20th anniversary celebration, and intimate reflections on personal habits, faith, and mental health. Pardo opens with self-deprecating humor about low turnout on tour and the overwhelming success of the anniversary merchandise, while also sharing a touching anecdote about his son’s ranking of the hosts. The duo dives into a frank discussion about masturbation, exploring themes of shame, Catholic guilt, and universal human experience with both levity and vulnerability. They blend sharp political satire—mocking Trump’s contradictions and voter short memories—with absurd trivia on ABBA’s 1970s hits, including a failed round on songs with repeated long words. Throughout, the conversation evolves from raunchy comedy to heartfelt moments, including a tribute to the late Bob, a mentor to the hosts, and a reflective look at how their podcasting dynamic has matured over two decades. The episode closes with a warm, humorous farewell and a celebration of community, donations to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, and the enduring bond between Pardo and Fitzsimmons, who laugh about their rocky first meeting and now share a deep professional friendship.