Apostles Say The Darndest Things!

Mormonism Live!1h 52mApril 9, 2026

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In a blistering critique of the 2026 General Conference, Radio Free Mormon and Bill Reel dissect the event as a hollow performance designed to maintain control, not foster spiritual growth. They expose a church leadership that claims to be Christian while insisting on exclusive Mormonism, using stories about dogs, tithing, and unhealed children to avoid addressing real issues. The hosts highlight a historic moment when President Oaks, through a proxy, declared the prophet 'claims no infallibility'—a rare admission that undermines the church's foundational doctrine. Yet they argue this is a strategic retreat, not a genuine shift, as the church continues to evade accountability, especially regarding D. Todd Christopherson’s failure to report his brother’s child abuse. The episode reveals a pattern of obfuscation, emotional manipulation, and spiritual emptiness, where even the most sacred rituals—like priesthood blessings—are shown to be ineffective and performative. The hosts conclude that General Conference is no longer a source of revelation but a carefully choreographed show designed to extract loyalty, obedience, and tithing, not truth. The most shocking revelation isn't a doctrinal claim, but the church's silence on systemic abuse. When an apostle with direct knowledge of a child abuser fails to act, and then calls for the sustaining vote of another man who also failed to report abuse, the hosts argue this is a 'middle finger' to the entire membership.

Key Takeaways
1

President Oaks' proxy declared the prophet 'claims no infallibility'—a rare, historic admission that prophets can make doctrinal errors.

2

The church's 'common consent' vote is a farce; members know it's unanimous, and the process has been stripped of real power over the last century.

3

Priesthood blessings to heal the sick are ineffective and known to be ineffective by church leaders, who never visit children's hospitals.

4

D. Todd Christopherson failed to report his brother's child abuse and then called for the sustaining vote of another man who also failed to report abuse—this is a systemic failure of accountability.

5

The church uses emotionally manipulative stories (like the dog with two balls) to distract from real issues like abuse, mental illness, and doctrinal contradictions.

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Chapters
0:00
3 min

Introduction: The Trauma of Watching General Conference

Radio Free Mormon introduces the episode, explaining why he watches the full eight-hour General Conference—because it's too traumatizing for others. He shares his method of live note-taking and highlights, which he later uses to create clips for this review.

2:30
5 min

Brad Whitbeck's Attack on Radio Free Mormon

When I met Radio Free Mormon in person, I realized he actually delights in the discomfort of others. He is one of the most disgusting individuals I've ever had the discomfort of interacting with.

Highlight
7:30
8 min

The Hollow 'Common Consent' Vote

This has no meaning at all as far as how the church is run. It's going to run the same way regardless of how you vote is the point. We're in charge, not you members.

Highlight
15:00
8 min

The First Time the Prophet is Called 'Fallible'

42 years later, we joyfully sustain him as the Lord's chief apostle, as his whole soul once again responds to a call claiming no infallibility while trusting in the Lord's guiding hand.

Highlight
22:30
8 min

The Myth of the Healing Priesthood

If you and I had priesthood power, and we were leading the church in Salt Lake City, I would tell all 15 leaders once a week minimum. You're at that hospital. Even if only one out of 100 kids gets healed, you're in that hospital.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
42 years later, we joyfully sustain him as the Lord's chief apostle, as his whole soul once again responds to a call claiming no infallibility while trusting in the Lord's guiding hand.
Patrick Kieran17:48
Viral: 92.0
This has no meaning at all as far as how the church is run. It's going to run the same way regardless of how you vote is the point. We're in charge, not you members.
Radio Free Mormon11:12
Viral: 88.0
When I met Radio Free Mormon in person, I realized he actually delights in the discomfort of others. He is one of the most disgusting individuals I've ever had the discomfort of interacting with.
Brad Whitbeck3:05
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Radio Free MormonBill Reel
Topics Discussed
child abuse cover-up98%general conference critique95%church leadership hypocrisy93%priesthood healing92%apostolic infallibility90%mormonism exclusivity88%spiritual emptiness87%tithing pressure85%
People & Brands

General Conference

other

150xNegative

Radio Free Mormon

person

120xNeutral

Mormonism Live!

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100xNeutral

Bill Reel

person

85xNeutral

Dallin Oaks

person

45xNegative

D. Todd Christopherson

person

25xNeutral

Brad Whitbeck

person

15xNegative

Dieter Uchtdorf

person

10xNeutral

Mormonism After Dark

media

8xNeutral

Ronald Rasband

person

8xNeutral

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