Stolen Clubs
Get the full intelligence
Search transcripts, export clips, track mentions, and explore all topics from “Stolen Clubs” inside PodZeus.
The episode opens with a series of promotional segments for various podcasts, including 'Superhuman,' 'OK Storytime,' 'Look Back At It,' and 'Inner Cosmos,' before transitioning into a lighthearted yet revealing discussion about car break-ins. The central story revolves around a caller, Luke, whose golf clubs were stolen from the back of his unlocked Jeep at Michigan State, prompting a broader conversation about the absurdity and frequency of such thefts. The hosts and callers share humorous and alarming anecdotes—ranging from stolen darts and birth control to Christian CDs and an old iPhone sent to China—highlighting how thieves often target specific, sometimes bizarre items. The episode underscores the irony that while some thefts seem illogical, they reveal deeper truths about human behavior, vulnerability, and the unpredictable nature of crime. The tone remains playful but carries an underlying cautionary message about securing personal belongings.
Always lock your car doors—even if you think it’s safe, thieves may exploit unlocked vehicles.
High-value items like golf clubs, electronics, and even personal medications are common targets, often for resale or niche markets.
Thieves sometimes take items that seem illogical or low-value, suggesting unpredictable motivations or opportunism.
If your car is broken into, check pawn shops, online marketplaces, and even international listings—items can travel far.
Never leave personal items like phones, cards, or medications in your car, as they can be used for identity theft or black-market trade.
The Enhanced Games: A Thought Experiment
The episode begins with a fictionalized promo for 'Superhuman,' imagining an Olympics where doping is encouraged, setting a tone of absurdity and human potential.
The Mother-in-Law Saga: Karma and Sabotage
A brief, humorous teaser for 'OK Storytime' about a mother-in-law who sabotaged her daughter’s relationship, culminating in a fake medical emergency call.
The Stolen Golf Clubs: A Dad’s Dilemma
“You big dummy. Why did you not lock it up?”
The Absurdity of Theft: From Darts to Birth Control
“They went from Detroit to China. That's crazy.”
“They went from Detroit to China. That's crazy.”
“They must have needed their Christian music more than we did.”
“You big dummy. Why did you not lock it up?”
Host
Guests
iHeartRadio
organization
Apple Podcasts
organization
Luke
person
Michigan State
organization
Autumn
person
Jerry
person
Sean
person
Superhuman
media
Pam
person
OK Storytime
media
Full Show 04-03-2026
Mojo In The Morning • 2h 41m • 4/3/2026
Kev Forgot to Pay The Bill
Mojo In The Morning • 12m • 4/6/2026
New on The Job
Mojo In The Morning • 10m • 4/6/2026
Shannon Dressed Up for The Kids Birthday Party
Mojo In The Morning • 11m • 4/6/2026
How Do You Know if Someone is Flirting?
Mojo In The Morning • 10m • 4/6/2026
Get the full intelligence
Search transcripts, export clips, track mentions, and explore all topics from “Stolen Clubs” inside PodZeus.
Start discovering podcast insights today
Start with a 7-day trial and explore a growing catalog of popular podcasts. No credit card required.
No credit card required • 7-day trial • Cancel anytime
