Massage Faux Pas
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The episode of Mojo in the Morning centers on a humorous and relatable exploration of 'massage faux pas'—awkward moments during spa and massage experiences. Hosts Shannon, Jasmine, Nia, and others share personal stories of confusion and embarrassment, from struggling to put on mysterious plastic pouches during a lymphatic drainage massage to being startled by a male therapist’s anatomy during a head massage. Other anecdotes include a disastrous dressing room incident at Nordstrom, a humiliating hammam experience in Morocco, and a bizarre calf massage that left one guest obsessed. The conversation blends comedy with candid reflections on body image, vulnerability, and the unspoken rules of intimate wellness spaces. The hosts also briefly promote several podcasts, including Love Trapped, Rorschach, No Grip, and Mostly Human, highlighting true crime, Formula One culture, and AI ethics.
Always clarify what's expected during a specialized massage—don’t assume you know how to use unfamiliar garments or tools.
It’s okay to wear underwear during a massage if it makes you feel more comfortable; you’re not obligated to be fully nude.
Therapists should explain procedures and provide guidance—especially for new or unusual treatments like lymphatic drainage.
Body vulnerability during wellness services can lead to awkward or traumatic moments, so clear communication is key.
Some wellness experiences, like hammams or calf massages, can be surprisingly transformative—even if the setup is uncomfortable.
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The Bachelor Scandal & Internet Detectives
The episode opens with a teaser about Clayton Eckerd, a Bachelor star accused of fathering twins, which was later revealed to be a hoax. Internet sleuths uncovered a pattern involving two other men, Greg Gillespie and Michael Maranchini.
Murder at City Hall & True Crime Mysteries
A dramatic recounting of a forgotten political murder in New York City, described as shocking and possibly tied to sex or power. The hosts promote the podcast 'Rorschach, Murder at City Hall'.
Formula One’s Decadent Culture
Introduction to 'No Grip', a new podcast exploring the wild, glamorous, and scandalous side of Formula One, including women in racing, romance novels, and long-standing controversies.
AI Ethics & Sam Altman Interview
Promotion for 'Mostly Human', a tech podcast featuring an interview with OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, discussing responsibility in AI development and the need to prevent global harm.
Massage Faux Pas: The Real Talk
“I'm standing there butt ass naked in front of this woman that I've never met before and I felt so dumb but I'm like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these two little things.”
“I'm standing there butt ass naked in front of this woman that I've never met before and I felt so dumb but I'm like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these two little things.”
“He was massaging you with his thing. Wow. Yes. It was the worst ever and I'm like, no, never do this thing.”
“I fell out of the freaking thing. It was bad.”
Hosts
Clayton Eckerd
person
Laura Owens
person
Greg Gillespie
person
Michael Maranchini
person
Stephanie Young
person
Scottsdale Police
organization
Lily Herman
person
OpenAI
organization
Sam Altman
person
Laurie Siegel
person
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