Don't Call The Cops

Mojo In The Morning13mMay 7, 2026

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The episode opens with a series of promotional segments for various podcasts, including 'Superhuman,' 'OK Storytime,' 'Stuff to Blow Your Mind,' and 'The Clifford Show,' before transitioning into a lighthearted, humorous discussion on the universal experience of accidentally entering the wrong bathroom. Hosts Mojo, Shannon, Kev, Anna, Lydia, and others share personal anecdotes about mistaken restroom entries, ranging from men walking into women's bathrooms at Costco and airports to women entering men's restrooms while pregnant or intoxicated. A particularly vivid story comes from Diana, who accidentally entered a men's bathroom at her workplace, only to find her CFO already there, leading to an awkward and memorable exchange. Another guest, Rob, recounts a public bathroom disaster during a camping trip where he had an accident, disposed of his soiled underwear, and then discovered he was in the women’s restroom. The conversation highlights the confusion caused by inconsistent signage, unisex bathrooms, and the universal embarrassment that follows such mix-ups. The tone remains playful and self-deprecating, emphasizing shared human vulnerability and humor in everyday mishaps.

Key Takeaways
1

Always double-check restroom signage, especially in unfamiliar or high-traffic locations like airports and malls.

2

Unisex bathrooms can lead to awkward situations, particularly when signage is unclear or absent.

3

The fear of being mistaken for a sex offender is real and can trigger intense anxiety, even in accidental cases.

4

Public restrooms are often designed with confusing layouts and inconsistent labeling, increasing the risk of errors.

5

Sharing embarrassing stories can be a bonding experience and helps normalize common human mistakes.

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Chapters
0:00
3 min

Podcast Promos and the 'Enhanced Games' Concept

The episode opens with a series of promotional segments for multiple podcasts, including 'Superhuman' (a docuseries on performance-enhancing drugs in sports), 'OK Storytime' (a true story about a manipulative mother-in-law), 'Stuff to Blow Your Mind' (Star Wars science and culture), and 'The Clifford Show' (a new podcast by Clifford Taylor IV). These promos set a playful, entertainment-focused tone.

2:30
3 min

The Costco Bathroom Mix-Up

I'm going to be a sex offender. You know what I mean? This was truly an accident.

Highlight
5:00
3 min

Shared Experiences of Wrong Bathroom Encounters

Why is there urinals in the women's bathroom? I was like, why is there urinals in the women's bathroom?

Highlight
8:20
3 min

The CFO Incident: A Workplace Embarrassment

He has his arms down on his side and his hands out like a skirt. He goes, well, this is the women.

Highlight
11:40
1 min

Rob’s Camping Bathroom Disaster

I'm sitting there and I was like, all right, I got to clean up and I got to get this met.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
He has his arms down on his side and his hands out like a skirt. He goes, well, this is the women.
Diana10:58
Viral: 90.0
I'm going to be a sex offender. You know what I mean? This was truly an accident.
Paul Clem4:08
Viral: 85.0
Why is there urinals in the women's bathroom? I was like, why is there urinals in the women's bathroom?
Marcella6:45
Viral: 78.0
Speakers

Hosts

MojoShannonKevAnnaLydiaBiancaZachCharlieMayoBig DDaniel

Guests

Paul ClemMarcellaHelenaSandraAliciaDianaRob
Topics Discussed
Accidental Bathroom Mix-Ups95%Public Restroom Signage Confusion90%Embarrassment and Social Anxiety85%Unisex Restrooms in the Workplace80%Human Vulnerability and Humor75%Gendered Spaces and Social Norms70%Workplace Culture and Humiliation65%Personal Anecdotes and Storytelling60%
People & Brands

Apple Podcasts

organization

6xPositive

iHeartRadio

organization

6xPositive

Paul Clem

person

4xPositive

Costco

organization

4xPositive

Diana

person

4xPositive

Rob

person

4xPositive

Marcella

person

3xNeutral

Auburn Hills

place

3xNeutral

Stuff to Blow Your Mind

media

2xPositive

Alicia

person

2xNeutral

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