292: Truly Disgusting Crimes By Even More Disgusting People

Lights Out1h 9mApril 20, 2026

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In this gripping episode of Lights Out, hosts Charissa and Ian dive into a series of bizarre, disturbing, and often unsolved crimes centered around extreme bodily function violations and public indecency. From the infamous 'Bowel Movement Bandit' of Akron, Ohio, who defecated on parked cars and children's toys over three years, to the 'Mad Pooper' in Colorado Springs who repeatedly targeted one homeowner’s lawn, the episode exposes a disturbing pattern of individuals using feces as a weapon of terror. The narrative expands to include the 'Toesuck Fairy' Michael Wyatt, a registered sex offender with a decades-long obsession with sucking people's toes, and shocking cases involving inanimate objects—like a man engaging with a vacuum cleaner in a Florida resort hallway or another man having sex with a bicycle in a hostel. The episode culminates in the most shocking case: a Catholic priest caught filming a pornographic video on his church’s altar with two dominatrices, leading to his defrocking and public scandal. Throughout, the hosts explore the psychology behind these acts, questioning where private fixation ends and public crime begins, and highlight how societal disgust often outweighs legal consequences—especially when the acts involve taboo bodily functions or sacred spaces.

Key Takeaways
1

Public acts involving bodily functions—like defecation, toe-sucking, or sex with inanimate objects—become criminal when they occur in visible, shared spaces.

2

Many of these crimes go unsolved or result in minimal punishment, despite their psychological and emotional toll on victims.

3

The line between obsession and criminal behavior blurs when private fixations invade public life, especially in places like schools, churches, or homes.

4

Victims of these crimes often suffer long-term trauma, including PTSD and loss of trust in personal safety and sacred spaces.

5

The Catholic priest scandal reveals how sacred institutions can become sites of extreme violation, with consequences extending beyond the law into spiritual and communal betrayal.

Chapters
0:00
10 min

The Bowel Movement Bandit of Akron

He's like, I've been caught. I've been had. Just like that, no more cars. No more sunroofs. No more late night violations. It seemed like just being seen, even without being identified, was enough to stop the spree.

Highlight
10:00
10 min

The Mad Pooper of Colorado Springs

She said, so I come outside and I'm like, are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids? And she's like, yeah, sorry. That's all you got to say.

Highlight
20:00
10 min

The Poop Crimes That Keep Coming

The hosts explore other bizarre poop-related crimes, including a Norwegian golf course groundskeeper who discovered feces in golf holes for over a decade, an Ohio man mailing feces to politicians, and a school superintendent defecating on a football field. These cases reveal a disturbing global pattern of using feces as a form of public disruption.

30:00
10 min

The Toesuck Fairy and the Obsession with Feet

He pleaded no contest to violating the terms of a deferred sentence and served another year in prison. Police described the case as something they'd never encountered before.

Highlight
40:00
10 min

Sex with Inanimate Objects: From Bicycles to Vacuums

The episode shifts to cases where individuals engage in sexual acts with objects like bicycles, vacuums, drains, and even ambulances. These acts, often public, are prosecuted based on exposure and public indecency, not the object itself.

High-Impact Quotes
Knowing that a porno was shot on your altar. It might make it hard to worship Christ. Absolutely. Cursed as well. Good God.
Charissa67:21
Viral: 90.0
He's like, I've been caught. I've been had. Just like that, no more cars. No more sunroofs. No more late night violations. It seemed like just being seen, even without being identified, was enough to stop the spree.
Ian16:19
Viral: 85.0
I'm not here to steal anything. I'm there to suck toes.
Intruder48:33
Viral: 80.0
Speakers

Hosts

CharissaIan
Topics Discussed
Bodily Function Crimes95%Public Indecency and Obsession90%Sacred Space Violations88%Psychological Motivations Behind Criminal Behavior85%Unsolved Crimes and Cold Cases80%Legal vs. Moral Boundaries75%Sexual Fixations and Kink70%Media and Public Reaction to Shocking Crimes65%
People & Brands

Bowel Movement Bandit

person

15xNegative

Michael Robert Wyatt

person

12xNegative

Mad Pooper

person

10xNegative

Shopsify

organization

8xPositive

Father Travis Clark

person

8xNegative

Akron Police Department

organization

6xNeutral

Rho

organization

6xPositive

Callum Ward

person

5xNegative

Madeline Chikulescu

person

5xNegative

Church of Pearl River

organization

5xNegative

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