928. - Pierce Abernathy

How Long Gone1h 13mApril 8, 2026

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In this episode of How Long Gone, hosts Chris and Jason welcome guest Pierce Abernathy, a self-described 'quarter Armenian' content creator and food enthusiast known for his high-end, aesthetically driven cooking content. The conversation dives deep into Pierce’s unique lifestyle, from his meticulously curated morning routine—featuring a Breville espresso machine, 2% dairy milk, and a 10-minute Scottish oatmeal ritual—to his love of outlaw country music, which contrasts with his urban Brooklyn life. The hosts explore Pierce’s Southern roots in Louisville, Kentucky, and his surprising Armenian heritage, including his great aunt’s 1970s cookbook, *Please Pass the Peel Off*, which has become his culinary bible. They also discuss his work with the edible brand Rose, where he created a cannabis-infused product from restaurant compost, highlighting his philosophy of tip-to-tail cooking and sustainability. The episode touches on broader themes like food culture, the absurdity of luxury food branding (e.g., $20 strawberries, $6 Sumo mandarins), and the paradox of highbrow content creators thriving on lowbrow food videos. Pierce reflects on his journey from BuzzFeed to independent content creation, his ambivalence toward editing his own work, and his belief that virality is out of creators' hands. The episode closes with a playful fruit-and-vegetable metaphor session, where Pierce is likened to white asparagus and Chris to a page mandarin, underscoring their contrasting personalities and tastes.

Key Takeaways
1

Sustainability in food can be elevated through creative repurposing—Pierce’s edible was made from restaurant compost, proving waste can be gourmet.

2

Virality in content is unpredictable; even the most polished videos can flop, while simple ones go viral—control is an illusion.

3

Your identity is layered: Pierce’s Armenian heritage, Southern roots, and Brooklyn lifestyle coexist in a way that defies easy categorization.

4

High-end food culture often prioritizes aesthetics over substance—$6 mandarins and $20 strawberries reflect a market built on branding, not value.

5

Morning rituals matter: Pierce’s 10-minute oatmeal prep is a form of delayed gratification and self-care, not just breakfast.

Chapters
0:00
10 min

Opening Banter & MIA’s Gospel Stinker

The hosts open with a lighthearted critique of MIA’s new gospel-inspired song, mocking its lazy flow and lack of lyrical power, while joking about Diplo’s absence and the state of modern music production.

10:00
10 min

Offset & Lil TJ’s Booty Blast

A humorous and slightly dark discussion about Offset being shot in the buttocks by Lil TJ at a Florida casino, with speculation on whether it was a warning shot or a murder attempt, and commentary on the absurdity of high-profile rappers gambling over $10K.

20:00
10 min

Pierce’s Arrival & Morning Rituals

I want it to be easy. That's why I go to restaurants like an adult. But anyway, go ahead.

Highlight
30:00
10 min

Coffee Aesthetics & Kitchen Culture

The hosts debate the cultural significance of coffee makers—Chemex vs. Breville—while Pierce defends his minimalist, high-end kitchen setup, even if unused, and Chris jokes about his fridge being a 'professional kitchen'.

40:00
10 min

Southern Roots & Armenian Heritage

My great aunt wrote a cookbook in the 70s called Please Pass the Peel Off. Great name. And as I was getting into cooking, I found this book, and it's now like my Bible.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
I can't listen to Kanye West. I can't eat pistachios. I can't find some ethically sourced pomegranates. What the fuck is this world coming to?
Chris46:01
Viral: 90.0
The dumbest shit makes the most because the most are the dumbest.
Chris64:07
Viral: 88.0
My great aunt wrote a cookbook in the 70s called Please Pass the Peel Off. Great name. And as I was getting into cooking, I found this book, and it's now like my Bible.
Pierce Abernathy40:49
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

ChrisJason

Guest

Pierce Abernathy
Topics Discussed
Food Culture90%Sustainability in Cooking88%Content Creation & Virality85%Armenian Heritage82%Southern Identity80%Luxury Food Branding78%Morning Routines75%Cannabis Edibles70%
People & Brands

Pierce Abernathy

person

120xPositive

Chris

person

85xPositive

Jason

person

80xPositive

Offset

person

15xNeutral

Lil TJ

person

12xNeutral

MIA

person

10xNegative

Rose

brand

8xPositive

Dart Collective

brand

6xPositive

Breville

brand

6xPositive

Palm Wonderful

brand

6xNegative

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