Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults

Honestly Smartless48mApril 13, 2026

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In this candid and chaotic episode of Honestly Smartless, hosts Chelsea Toronto and Dr. Lindsay dive into a rollercoaster of personal confessions, absurd humor, and deep dives into dark topics. The conversation kicks off with a hilarious exploration of public bathroom mishaps—shitting your pants, wedgies, and the universal dread of tight jeans—leading into a candid discussion about the emotional toll of inheritance and hoarding, as one host grapples with her parents' estate list filled with obscure, decades-old items. The tone shifts dramatically as they recount a friend’s last-minute divorce after discovering her fiancé’s infidelity, highlighting the emotional whiplash of a wedding-turned-divorce party. The episode culminates in a gripping, emotionally charged analysis of the FLDS cult, focusing on the Netflix documentary about the self-appointed prophet Sam, his abuse of power, and the tragic consequences for the women and children involved. The hosts reflect on the disturbing parallels between cult indoctrination and modern society’s obsession with true crime, while questioning the ethics of documentary filmmaking and the long-term trauma of victims who are punished after being rescued.

Key Takeaways
1

Public embarrassment—like shitting your pants or getting a wedgie—is a universal experience that bonds people through shared laughter.

2

Inheritance lists from aging parents can become emotional landmines, revealing generational hoarding and emotional manipulation.

3

Divorce after a secret wedding is a real and devastating reality, especially when financial and emotional dependence are involved.

4

The FLDS cult’s self-appointed prophet Sam exploited isolation and belief systems to abuse power and children, showing how easily manipulation thrives in closed communities.

5

Documentaries about cults and abuse, while disturbing, serve as vital tools for exposing truth—but often fail to support victims post-rescue.

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Chapters
0:00
10 min

The Gay Dog & The Wedgie Epidemic

I'm like, oh my God, if a cop pulls me over right now, I am going to tell them I'm about to shit my pants.

Highlight
10:00
10 min

Inheritance, Hoarding & Family Guilt

I'm like, what the fuck are we going to do with this? I know. We don't even keep our own shit.

Highlight
20:00
10 min

Wedding to Divorce: A Friend’s Emotional Collapse

She's my one friend who I feel like crazy shit happens to her. And I should have known because something is always happening to her.

Highlight
30:00
15 min

The FLDS Cult: Prophet, Power & Pedophilia

He had so much money. A Range Rover? Two Bentley's. And then that dumbass white leather jacket he was wearing all the time. He kind of gave gay vibes.

Highlight
45:00
10 min

Documentary Ethics & Victim Trauma

The episode examines the moral dilemma of the filmmakers who infiltrated the FLDS community, gained trust, and ultimately turned in the prophet—betraying the very people they claimed to help. The hosts reflect on the lack of post-rescue support and the re-victimization of women and children.

High-Impact Quotes
You know, we still have people hurting and abusing little children no different than them.
Dr. Lindsay42:33
Viral: 90.0
He had so much money. A Range Rover? Two Bentley's. And then that dumbass white leather jacket he was wearing all the time. He kind of gave gay vibes.
Chelsea Toronto42:50
Viral: 88.0
I'm like, oh my God, if a cop pulls me over right now, I am going to tell them I'm about to shit my pants.
Dr. Lindsay5:39
Viral: 85.0
Speakers

Hosts

Chelsea TorontoDr. Lindsay
Topics Discussed
public embarrassment95%FLDS cult and prophet manipulation93%child abuse and cult trauma92%inheritance and hoarding90%divorce after secret wedding88%modern society's obsession with true crime87%documentary ethics and betrayal85%post-traumatic healing and agency80%
People & Brands

Dr. Lindsay

person

125xPositive

Chelsea Toronto

person

120xPositive

FLDS

organization

25xNegative

Sam

person

10xNegative

Naomi

person

8xPositive

Esther Jeffs

person

6xNegative

Warren Jeffs

person

6xNegative

Moroni

person

5xNegative

Butch

person

4xPositive

Julia

person

4xPositive

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