The Snack: Coachella, Euphoria, Alex vs. Alix, and the Antichrist

Girls Gotta Eat1h 4mApril 16, 2026

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This week on *Girls Gotta Eat*, Ashley and Raina dive into a whirlwind of pop culture chaos, starting with a deep-dive into Coachella's cultural spectacle—its empty LA streets, influencer drama, and Justin Bieber’s controversial YouTube-driven headlining performance. They debunk myths about Bieber selling his catalog, defend his artistic choices, and critique the gendered backlash he received. The hosts then dissect the season three premiere of *Euphoria*, calling it a confusing, gratuitously graphic departure from the show’s original tone, with particular disgust over a grotesque drug mule scene. They explore the absurdity of white girl infighting, spotlighting Amanda Batula’s return to public life and her controversial outing at New York’s Blind Tiger, which they frame as a symptom of chronic 'pick me' energy. The podcast also unpacks the escalating feud between podcasters Alex Cooper and Alex Earl, analyzing the passive-aggressive social media warfare and questioning the role of their shared publicist. In a satirical turn, they mock Trump’s AI-generated image of himself as Jesus, linking it to his growing delusions and dementia-like behavior, while celebrating the real-world triumph of NASA’s Artemis II mission—the first woman and first person of color to orbit the moon. The episode closes with a bittersweet note on the breakup of the autism spectrum couple Abby and David, and a humorous, self-aware send-off as both hosts admit to 'sundowning' and exhaustion. Key takeaways include: 1) Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance was a heartfelt, curated nostalgia trip—not a financial necessity; 2) *Euphoria* Season 3 alienates fans by abandoning its core narrative and embracing gratuitous shock value; 3) Social media drama thrives on performative vulnerability and public shaming, especially when real people are involved; 4) The Artemis II mission marks a historic milestone for women and people of color in space exploration; 5) Public figures like Trump and influencers like Amanda Batula use public appearances as emotional coping mechanisms, often with unintended consequences. The hosts maintain a sharp, satirical tone throughout, blending humor with genuine critique of celebrity culture, mental health, and media manipulation.

Key Takeaways
1

Justin Bieber’s YouTube performance at Coachella was a deliberate, emotionally resonant act—not a result of selling his music catalog.

2

The *Euphoria* Season 3 premiere alienated fans by abandoning its high school drama roots and embracing grotesque, gratuitous content.

3

Amanda Batula’s return to public life at the Blind Tiger is a textbook example of 'pick me' behavior, driven by insecurity and a need for validation.

4

The Artemis II mission successfully sent the first woman and first person of color around the moon, marking a historic leap for diversity in space exploration.

5

Social media feuds like Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl thrive on ambiguity and passive aggression, feeding public appetite for drama without resolution.

Chapters
0:00
7 min

Coachella & Bieber: From Space to Stage

He sold his catalog for $200 million. That’s what the money’s for. But that’s not how it works.

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6:40
10 min

Euphoria’s Season 3: A Surreal Departure

This gives me anxiety and I don't enjoy it. I don't really enjoy the characters. I just don't enjoy the show.

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16:40
13 min

White Girl Drama: Amanda Batula & the Pick Me Problem

She is completely chronically debilitatingly pick me. It makes so much sense why the moves she's making...

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30:00
17 min

Alex vs. Alex: The Podcast Feud

The episode examines the growing tension between podcasters Alex Cooper and Alex Earl, analyzing their cryptic social media exchanges. Ashley critiques Alex Cooper’s two-minute TikTok as passive-aggressive and ineffective, while Raina questions Alex Earl’s motives in reposting a damning TikTok about Cooper.

46:40
17 min

Trump as Jesus: Satire & Dementia

He said, I thought this was me as a doctor. I hate myself. I laughed out loud.

Highlight
High-Impact Quotes
He said, I thought this was me as a doctor. I hate myself. I laughed out loud.
Ashley Hasseltine55:18
Viral: 90.0
You're not going to survive the flight over here. Come get me.
Ashley Hasseltine57:01
Viral: 88.0
I'm not scared of the present United States. You won't survive the flight over here.
Ashley Hasseltine57:00
Viral: 87.0
Speakers

Hosts

Ashley HasseltineRaina Greenberg
Topics Discussed
Artemis II Mission95%Trump as Jesus92%Euphoria Season 390%Justin Bieber Performance88%Mental Health & Dementia87%Coachella Culture85%White Girl Drama82%Alex Cooper vs Alex Earl78%
People & Brands

Ashley Hasseltine

person

15xPositive

Raina Greenberg

person

14xPositive

Justin Bieber

person

12xPositive

Euphoria

other

11xNegative

Trump

person

10xNeutral

Alex Cooper

person

8xNeutral

Alex Earl

person

7xNeutral

Amanda Batula

person

6xNegative

NASA

organization

5xPositive

Artemis II

other

5xPositive

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