S2E42 | Blowjack Horsejob

BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie48mApril 1, 2026

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In this chaotic and delightfully absurd episode of BudPod, Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie dive into a whirlwind of tangents, from the surreal to the deeply personal. They open with a heartfelt plea for listeners to vote for the podcast in the Golden Lobe Awards, setting the tone for a show that thrives on irreverence and unpredictability. The conversation meanders through childhood memories—Glenn recounts being excluded from a Celine Dion backing choir at Wembley due to a Disney World trip, fueling lifelong envy and a hilarious fantasy of a 'blowjack horse job' from the pop icon. The hosts then explore bizarre cultural phenomena: the uncanny resemblance between Anthony Bourdain and Jeffrey Epstein, the redacted recipes in the Epstein files, and the dark humor of children's drawings found in those documents. They dissect the psychology of public spaces—shared swimming pools, gym changing rooms, and the awkwardness of being the only person undressed in a crowd—before launching into a satirical song about regional towns versus London. The episode culminates in a series of increasingly surreal listener correspondences, including a fictional Oklahoma 'vowel-switched' crime report and a prank involving a deafened ear, all wrapped in a layer of darkly comedic moral tales from 19th-century children’s literature.

Key Takeaways
1

The most painful childhood regret might be missing out on a Celine Dion performance at Wembley due to a Disney trip.

2

Children’s stories from the 1800s often featured extreme, fatal punishments for minor mischief—no happy endings.

3

Shared public spaces like swimming pools can trigger intense social anxiety, even when you're alone.

4

The Epstein files may contain redacted recipes—suggesting a bizarre culinary espionage subplot.

5

A prank involving pretending to be deaf can permanently stop a sibling from screaming in your ear.

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Chapters
0:00
2 min

Golden Lobe Awards Call to Action

We want you to go and vote for BudPod for a listener's lobe in the Golden Lobe Awards. It's a public vote. The rest of the awards are judged by judges, but this is democratic. It's up to you, the listener.

Highlight
2:00
3 min

The Celine Dion Incident & Childhood Envy

I was the only kid to ever resent going to Disney World, like in retrospect. I can't believe I've missed out performing at Wembley with Celine Dion.

Highlight
5:00
5 min

Epstein, Bourdain, and the Redacted Recipes

The FBI has been redacting all of the fantastic recipes from the Epstein files. Every single redacted file always ends up with plate up and enjoy.

Highlight
10:00
5 min

The Shared Pool and the Gym Changing Room

Pierre recounts a deeply uncomfortable experience of being the only person in a swimming pool, then invaded by a group of tourists, leading to a meditation on public nudity and social anxiety.

15:00
5 min

Regional Towns vs. London: A Social Contrast

Glenn shares a satirical song about the differences between regional towns and London, where people are overly eager to engage in small talk about train delays and moods.

High-Impact Quotes
The FBI has been redacting all of the fantastic recipes from the Epstein files. Every single redacted file always ends up with plate up and enjoy.
Pierre Novellie7:50
Viral: 90.0
I was the only kid to ever resent going to Disney World, like in retrospect. I can't believe I've missed out performing at Wembley with Celine Dion.
Glenn Moore6:55
Viral: 85.0
The world needs laughter and we need to crack up. It's been a while since we cracked up.
Pierre Novellie38:44
Viral: 82.0
Speakers

Hosts

Glenn MoorePierre Novellie
Topics Discussed
Childhood Regrets90%Dark Children's Literature88%Celebrity Culture and Conspiracy85%Public Space Anxiety80%Corporate Satire78%Absurd Internet Culture75%Comedy and Audience Dynamics70%Listener Correspondences65%
People & Brands

Glenn Moore

person

25xPositive

Pierre Novellie

person

24xPositive

BudPod

media

15xPositive

Celine Dion

person

12xNeutral

Jeffrey Epstein

person

10xNegative

Anthony Bourdain

person

7xNeutral

Netflix

organization

6xNegative

Melbourne

place

5xPositive

Golden Lobe Awards

other

4xPositive

Osmosis Jones

media

3xPositive

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