Hands Off My Bans | Brainstorm Brewery #695 | Magic Finance
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In this eclectic episode of Brainstorm Brewery, hosts Werner Herzog, Douglas Parkour Johnson, and Corbin Femboy Hustler dive deep into the current state of Modern Magic, debating the health of the format, the philosophy behind the Modern banlist, and the potential consequences of unbanning powerful cards like Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath, and Umazawa's Jitte. The conversation explores how certain cards—such as Deathrite Shaman and Violent Outburst—create problematic game dynamics or incentivize poor design, while others like Ponder and Once Upon a Time are considered borderline too strong. The hosts also reflect on the broader implications of the attention economy, linking Facebook's poke notification to modern digital behavior, and discuss the cultural resonance of films like The Social Network and In Time. The episode transitions into a lively card breakdown segment, spotlighting recent price spikes in cards like Trace of Abundance and The Shire, and ends with a nostalgic look at the Ninja Turtles set and a passionate defense of Dark Depths as a potential future 'Splinter Twin' if ever unbanned. The episode closes with a strong endorsement of MTG Band as a critical tool for Magic finance and a call to support the show via Patreon.
Modern's current balance is stable but lacks fun decks; the banlist should prioritize format philosophy over raw power.
Cards like Jitte and Deathrite Shaman are problematic not because they're too strong, but because they invalidate entire gameplay styles.
Unbanning cards like Dark Depths could trigger a massive price surge and create a new 'Splinter Twin' cycle, making it a high-risk, high-reward investment.
MTG Band is essential for comparing buylist prices and tracking card value across platforms.
The attention economy's roots trace back to simple digital interactions like Facebook pokes—small dopamine hits that scale into modern content addiction.
…and 3 more takeaways available in PodZeus
The Nihilist Host and the Smuggler's Copter
“Paper magic will survive like the heat death of the universe.”
Modern's Banlist: Philosophy Over Power
“If Jitte is good, it totally precludes an entire sphere of magic.”
The Problem with Power Creep and Design Incentives
“It's not about the card being too strong—it's about the game it creates.”
The Dark Depths Debate: A Future Splinter Twin?
“Dark Depths could be the new Splinter Twin and I am a big fan of cards that you can buy a lot of in bricks.”
Magic Finance and the Rise of the 'Data Spike'
“The card's not even on direct unless no maybe it is. Oh, wow. Yeah. The direct premium is like close to four or $5 even.”
“Paper magic will survive like the heat death of the universe.”
“Dark Depths could be the new Splinter Twin and I am a big fan of cards that you can buy a lot of in bricks.”
“If Jitte is good, it totally precludes an entire sphere of magic.”
Hosts
Douglas Parkour Johnson
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Corbin Femboy Hustler
person
Dark Depths
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Werner Herzog
person
Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath
other
Umazawa's Jitte
other
Ninja Turtles
other
MTG Band
brand
Secrets of Strixhaven
other
The Social Network
media
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