The Bitch Wears Prada, Too

In this chaotic, self-aware, and hilariously candid episode of *Bitch Bible*, host Jackie Chimma delivers a whirlwind tour of her week, blending absurd personal anecdotes with sharp cultural commentary. From impulsively buying circus tickets for her toddler—only to endure a painfully sparse, emotionally draining experience—to a deeply introspective psychic reading with 'Scary Sherry' that predicts her son Clyde’s future fame and hints at a second child, the episode is a masterclass in comedic vulnerability. She reflects on her obsession with teppanyaki dinners, her love for Revolve and Skims, and her existential dread over Spirit Airlines’ closure, culminating in a legendary story of a flight attendant folding her limited-edition Dior tote like a sandwich. The episode also dives into her thoughts on *The Devil Wears Prada 2*, her complex feelings about *Summer House*, and her admiration for Lindsay Hubbard’s unapologetic authenticity. A standout moment is her elaborate Mother’s Day gift list—designed as a psychological test for her husband—followed by a heartfelt, if slightly unhinged, offer to appear on *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills* as a sacrificial friend to get Morgan Stewart on the show. The episode closes with a tender, darkly funny portrait of her deaf and blind grandmother, Gloria, whose unfiltered, offensive remarks during a restaurant visit leave Jackie mortified but deeply loving.