Man... I Don't Like Human Beings

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty deliver a blistering critique of modern cultural and political absurdities, culminating in Armstrong's blunt declaration: 'Man... I don't like human beings.' The episode dissects a wave of radicalized youth endorsing political violence, tracing it to a moral framework taught in academia that declares the oppressed inherently innocent and the oppressor always guilty—regardless of actions. This ideology, they argue, has metastasized from post-colonial studies into mainstream discourse via social media and NGOs. The hosts mock the proliferation of conspiracy theories—ranging from staged assassination attempts to a fabricated 'World War XI'—as symptoms of a society where critical thinking has been replaced by performative cynicism. They highlight the indictment of a former Fauci advisor for concealing pandemic origin records, framing it as evidence of a cover-up that prioritized research over transparency. The episode concludes with a darkly comedic yet urgent warning: the internet has rendered self-governance impossible, and the most dangerous threat isn't a cabal, but random individuals with half-baked ideologies who act on impulse—making humanity, in Armstrong’s words, the least favorite species on Earth.