I've Done Drugs, Folks!

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty launch into a blistering critique of California's $180 billion in alleged welfare and Medicaid fraud under Gavin Newsom's tenure, framing it as a systemic collapse of accountability in a state with the highest taxes and worst public outcomes. The hosts pivot sharply to a viral video of Newsom appearing visibly agitated during a public ceremony—twitching, wiping his face, and struggling to speak—prompting a controversial claim: 'I've done drugs, folks.' The hosts speculate he may be microdosing ketamine, citing the behavior as consistent with psychedelic use, and draw parallels to celebrity drug culture. They contrast this with a leaked Trump speech where he jokes about Iran's leaders and openly discusses seizing oil, while also highlighting the fragility of military operations and the strained state of NATO allies. The episode blends political outrage, conspiracy-adjacent speculation, and absurdist humor, culminating in a bizarre segment on a man's fetish for large fake breasts and a phone call with Kristi Noem’s husband—revealing a web of scandal, power, and performative identity that the hosts treat with equal parts mockery and alarm.