nWp: SmackDown (4/10/2026)

KMV, the 'sexy ninja' of the Paper Saber Universe, delivers a scathing review of WWE SmackDown from April 10, 2026, held at the SAP Center in San Jose. He criticizes the show for failing to build momentum toward WrestleMania, calling the storytelling bland and overly reliant on celebrity insertions like Jelly Roll and Lil Yachty. While he praises the standout match between Dan Housen and Kit Williams as the 'match of the night'—highlighting its absurd humor and pyro mishaps—he expresses frustration with the lack of meaningful feuds, particularly the underwhelming main event between Jade and Io. He also laments the sidelining of strong talents like Carmelo Hayes and Matt Cardona, advocating for more impactful storytelling and a comeback arc for Cardona. Despite the chaos and wasted potential, KMV remains energized by the broader wrestling landscape, especially events like Dynasty, Double or Nothing, and the anticipated Will Ospreay moment, which he says now excite him more than WWE’s WrestleMania card.