217. Press Release Apocalypse, A Waterfall of Mediocrity, and Watches & Wonders Expectations

In this episode of A Blog To Watch Weekly, the hosts dive into the chaotic prelude to Watches and Wonders, humorously framing it as a 'press release apocalypse' and a 'waterfall of mediocrity.' They mock the flood of uninspired, overpriced watch releases, particularly targeting brands like Corum and Watches of Switzerland for their lackluster designs. The hosts share their cynical expectations for the show—wearing comfort, pricing surprises, novelty, and iconic status—but express skepticism that any brand will deliver. They spotlight the absurdly imaginative April Fools' joke from Thomas Crapper and Co, a luxury toilet-themed watch, which sparks both laughter and commentary on how audiences react to fictional prices. The episode also features a hands-on review of Louis Vuitton’s psychedelic Tambour Taiko, praised for its artistry and mechanical intricacy despite its unsettling automaton eye. In a playful 'brand picker wheel of death,' they ultimately decide to 'kill' Hothlons while sparing Lacko for its occasional novelty. The show closes with a lighthearted 'Hitmas Maybe' segment reviewing the Ace Jewels x Fierce Brunswick, D1 Milano’s affordable polycarbonate diver, and Raymond Vial’s 50th-anniversary watch, with mixed but generally positive reactions. The tone remains irreverent, witty, and deeply engaged with the absurdity and artistry of the watch world.